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BIG CHIEF CHANGE! RICH MAN BUY NO-SMASH PASS! HUNGRY BOWL NO GOOD!

Big Chief change! Rich men buy no-smash pass with shiny-rock. Even old 'slop-bowl' food lose its yum for tribe.

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Big Boom-Boom, Big Sad! Iran-Tribe Stuck Between Bad Chiefs and Sky-Fire From Far-Lands!

Iran-people feel tiny. Bad chiefs strong. Sky-fire from far lands make ground shake. Much grumble, much fear.

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Big Chief Trump Hunt Strong Earth-Gems! Magic-Box Bank Give Many Shiny-Shells!

Big Bank give many shiny shells to pile up special dirt-treasures. Help Chief Trump no need far-away Dragon-Land tribe's dirt.

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BIG-BELLY-CHIEFS BUY TRIBE-CHOICE! Bad Magic Steals Vote-Stick from Small Man!

Fat-cave-bosses give much shiny-rock for talking-man spot, changing tribe-vote. They get good hunt.

World

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Underwater Beast Hunt! Far Tribe Boat Go Down!

Big metal fish from far land made angry roar, smash other big boat. No help came. Water tribe much scared.

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Old Leader's Son Take Power! Big War Grow, Many Hunters Fall!

Old big-leader's son now chief. Sky-land war rages, seven hunters dead. Other big-chief not like.

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Big Chiefs Order Far-Land Talkers to Flee Hot Sand Lands! Sky-Fire Threatens!

Big Chiefs tell fire-friends in sand-land to pack up and leave. Sky-fire coming, danger near.

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BIG ROCK TRIBE SOON GET NEW WISE-MAN! FAR LANDS THROW SHINY-ROCKS AND FIRE-STICKS, GROUND SHAKES!

Big Rock Tribe soon pick new head speaker. Far lands throw shiny-rocks, break many things. Sky-fire wars grow loud.

Politics

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Woman-Singer Maren Yell at Trump-Man Tribe: "You Make Bad Fire!"

Woman-singer Maren strong-speak about bad-hunt by Big-Chief Trump-man. She no fear losing listen-friends.

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Son of Great Chief Jackson Make Big Noise! Say Other Big Chiefs No Know True Heart of Father! Fire-Speech!

Young Jackson roar loud. Say Big Chiefs Biden, Obama, Clinton no really know his great father. Much anger. Bad talk.

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Strong McDuffie Get Mammoth Pile of Shiny Rocks! Rams Tribe Keep Him!

McDuffie, the fast-leg man for Ram-Tribe, make big talk for many moon-cycles and many shiny rocks! He stay!

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BIG CRUNCH! HAGEL SMASH DAHLIN! MANY PUNCH-FIGHT!

Two tribe-men, Hagel and Dahlin, make big trouble with many fast-stick fights. Sun-down battle loud.

Nation

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BIG MISTAKE! CAVE-VISION SHOWS BARE-HEAD CHIEF TRUMP AT SAD-WALK FOR SPIRIT-HUNTERS!

Cave-vision say sorry for showing old bare-head Chief Trump at dead-warrior sad-walk. Was no-mean-to-do.

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FIRE-JUICE PRICE BIG-CLIMB! CHRIS-WRIGHT SAY NO LONG-SMASH!

Fire-juice price climb high, make cave-folk sad. Big-talker Chris-Wright say no long-fight, price fall soon.

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Cave-Folk Stuck Long-Long at Sky-Bird-Places! Many Suns Pass Waiting for Rock-Wall!

Walking-folk grumble, wait many suns at big sky-bird places. Long-long wait at rock-wall check-place.

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BIG WIND SMASH! NO WARNING! BIG CHIEF WOMAN WHITMER THUMP CHEST, WANT KNOW WHY SKY-TALKERS QUIET!

Big wind smash land, hurt many. No sky-shout warning. Big Chief Woman Whitmer want know why sky-talkers keep quiet. Maybe fire-money gone?

Business

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Black-Goo Price Sky-High! Big Talker-Chief Demand Secret Goo-Hole Open!

Black-goo for fire-torch cost much shiny-rock. Big talker want chief open secret goo-hole. War make trouble.

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Great Secret! 24 Wise Cave-Folk Show How Not To Waste Hard-Won Shiny-Rocks!

Many smart ones share how to keep more shiny-rocks. Tribe will not be so hungry and pockets less empty.

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Shiny-Rock-Place Take Many, Many Rocks for Fast-Beast Journey!

New think-plan make fast-beast journey to big flying-bird place cost two-times more shiny-rocks for tribe.

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SHINY-ROCK FALLS! BLACK-GOO RISES! SKY-MARKETS SHAKE! BIG TROUBLE BREWING!

Magic shiny-rock weakens as hot-black-goo price climbs high. Big sky-trade markets feel fear-shake now.

Technology

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New Great Magic-Slab Found! Much Power, No Hot Wind, No Rival! King of All Thinking-Stones!

Big new magic-slab make fast-think. Much memory, huge storage for many drawings and loud stories. Very strong!

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Shiny-Rock Tribe 50 Winters Strong: Chief Tim-Cook Say 'Alone-Great, No Copy!'

Big Chief Tim-Cook shouts: Shiny-Rock Tribe fifty sun-cycles old, alone-great, no tribe can copy its magic.

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BIG SHINY-ROCK MAN LUCK-EYE WANTS MANY WOOL-MAMMOTH FOR PLAY-BRICK!

Luck-Eye tribe wants one-billion shiny-rocks for little play-brick company. New hand-held magic-box for fun just launched.

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BIG NEWS! Old-Skin-Gone Magic-Goo Price Fall Down!

Big-cave-of-things makes old-skin-gone goo cost less. Smooth-face-magic now just small-pile-of-rocks.

Entertainment

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Rihanna's Big-Cave Banged! Angry Woman Shoot Shiny-Rock!

Woman use angry stick, make loud bang-bang at Rihanna's big-cave. Shiny-rock hit strong-wall.

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Country Joe, Big-Voice Shaman of Woodstock Fire-Gathering, Sleeps Forever!

Country Joe, the loud-voice shaman who led the fish-band at big-gatherings, now gone. Tribe remembers his sound-magic.

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JOE BURROW, STRONG ARM MAN, SHARE CAVE WITH BRIGHT STAR WOMAN JESSICA ALBA! FIRE NEWS!

Strong arm man Joe Burrow seen with pretty woman Jessica Alba in shiny-rock place. Big surprise for tribe!

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ALBA WOMAN AND DANNY MAN: LOVE-MATE TRIP TO FAR-AWAY CAVE! FIRE BURN BRIGHT!

Alba woman and Danny man make love-talk in big far-cave city. Happy-time pictures shared.

Sports

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BIG CHIEF ARNOLD YELLS AT BIG COUNCIL! WANTS SUN-TIME CHANGE FOR WORLD BALL-GAME!

Big Chief Arnold begs Ball-Kickers Council to move great game. Boom-boom war between far tribes makes game hard.

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FIRE! FAST-BEASTS ROAR AT PHOENIX! REDDICK STILL TOP-HUNTER, BUT NEW CHASER EMERGES!

Reddick still strong leader of noisy metal beasts race. But new swift hunter now second place for shiny-cup!

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BYU Tribe Smash Red-Hide Beast! Big Hunt for Shiny Pot Next!

BYU tribe fight strong, beat big Red-Hide beast. Now go to big fight for shiny pot. Coach Young happy.

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BIG SHINY-ROCK DEAL! TRENT MCDUFFIE STAYS WITH RAMS TRIBE!

McDuffie now biggest strong-man in whole land! Much shiny-rock for four suns with Rams.

Science

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HEAD-SMOKE TRUTHS! Shamans Find Weird-Talk That Makes Brain Go Boom! More Strange Than Spirit-Dream!

Big-brain shamans say what is 'real' just head-make. Many crazy truths make tribe wonder. Brain go boom!

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BIG ROCK SHOWS ANCIENT WATER-BEAST SKIN! NOT ALL SMOOTH, SOME SCALY!

Long, long ago water-beast hide revealed! Not all smooth like thought, maybe scaly too! Big new magic-rock found!

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Tiny Claw-Beast Make Brains Work Hard!

Little-dino get small-body FIRST, then change food. Not eat bug before shrink. New talk for tribe.

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FIRE-NEWS! EGG-INSIDE-EGG FOUND! HUGE LONG-NECK LIZARD SECRET!

Smart-thinker tribe dig up old egg, find smaller egg hidden deep inside. Big-lizard magic!

Health

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WARN THE WOMEN! Body-Change Comes, Not Just Tired-Spirit!

Tribe women feel strange, not just tired-spirit. Big body-change called woman-fire-change makes them different.

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MANY WINGED-BEASTS DEAD! POND-WATERS CHOKE! TRIBE SCARED!

More than four thousand shiny-feathered sky-beasts dead in cold-land New Jersey. Ponds full of quiet birds. Tribe need answers.

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NOSE-HOLE MYSTERY: WHY ONLY ONE BREATHE AT TIME?!

Bad air-hole block when sick or spring-itchy. Only one nose-path open to breathe, other stuck. Ugh.

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Wobble-Leg Sickness Spreads! Far Lands Danger! Big Sickness Steals Legs!

Wise-ones say 'no-go' to far lands. Bad sickness make legs weak. Get jab-poke now!

Fashion

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Why Tribe Wear Little Cloth? Old Way, Not New, Says Big Brain Talk-Man!

Tribe like small cloth now, but big brain talk-man say not new. Old way, long time back.

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NINA PARK, GREAT FACE-PAINT WOMAN, MAKE SHINE-FOLK LIPS GLOW! HER NAME-SCROLL LOOK LIKE BEST-HUNT-PRIZE!

Nina Park, face-paint master, make many big-name-women look good. Her list grow like winners-scroll.

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NO MORE FLOPPY HIDES! NEW SHAPE COMING!

Michael Rider say no big cloth. Other-chief too busy, new shape coming! Tribe must adapt now.

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Big Cloth Tribe Make Boring Skin! What New Weird-Skin Make Eye-Stare?

Many grumble big cloth-makers make sleepy-skin. But few brave spirits make strange-skin, make tribe-eyes wide!

Food

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SUN-TIME JUMP! NEW EAT-PLANS FOR MANY MOONS!

Wise food-makers show tribe new ways to cook tasty things for now-sun, make tummies happy for many suns. Big food news!

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BIG COOK MAN PUNCH, SLAM, SCREAM! BAD SPIRIT HAUNTS BEST FOOD CAVE!

Many small-cooks say Big Cook Man hit, scare, hurt minds for many moons. Bad leader!

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New Red-Fire Mush-Drink: Mouth-Happy Taste Like Sky-Star!

Big red berry fire-mush discovered! Taste deep, full-belly happy. New magic food for tribe feast!

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Big Round-Food Day! Tribe Make Many Yum-Yums!

Sun-count day 3-dot-1-4 make many round-food! Sweet-mud-fruit, sky-fluff-lemon, dark-rock-earth-treats for tribe.

Travel

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BIG WATER-LOG ADVENTURE! HOW TO GO DOWN RIVER, NOT FALL IN!

Many tribe-folk like big-log-boat. Learn secret way to ride water-path. No splash, just travel!

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BIG-BAD SINK-DIRT EAT-MAN! Tribe-Watchers Warn: Stay Away from Glen-River Play-Land!

Tribe-Watchers shout warning: Scary sink-dirt eats feet in big Glen-River hunt-land. Stay safe, tribe!

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BIG SUN-LAND FREEZE! NO MANY TINY-HAIRY! RIVIERA NOW QUIET!

Sun-place cool now. Many loud hairy-ones and big-wood-boats gone. Good for quiet time, much rest.

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Ugh! Mouse-House Steal Shiny-Rocks! Big Sleep-Cave Full of Squeaky-Beasts! Magic-Rock Say NO HELP!

Two-folk lose many shiny-rocks for sleep-cave far-away. Squeaky-beasts live there! Magic-rock no give back shiny-rocks!

Books

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Big-Walk To Drink-Cave, Mind-Fog, Many Small-Humans!

New talk-scroll, 'Mud-Words', tells story of she-man's hard paths and weak tasks in time of young-life.

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Bad Man No More! Women Feel Better? Tribe Ask Big Question!

Tale tells of three strong women who face dark shadow after bad man do dark thing to them.

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SPEAKER-MAN TELL TALES OF WOMAN-SPIRIT! BUT WOMAN-SPIRIT NOW SILENT AS DEEP CAVE!

Teller-man talk much with spirit-woman for his big scroll-rock. Now, spirit-woman angry, no more talk!

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Tatjana, Bright-Color Woman, Go To Spirit Sky!

Old Tatjana, color-magic woman, go sleep forever at 99 moons. She make shiny 'Shvampy' beast pictures.

Automobiles

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Tribe Elders See Your Far-Land Fast-Beast! Trouble Come!

Many suns ago, Warm-Valley people got shiny fast-beasts from Cold-Mountain, no-pay tribe-rock. Now, big-eyes watch them close!

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Piastri See New Fast-Beast Rules! Big Brain-Hurt Season!

Fast-beasts need new drive-think. Harder for brain. Big challenge season ahead for speed-men.

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Melbourne Tribe Love Loud Fast-Beast Race! Path Get Fixed For Many More Suns!

Big-land people happy for zoom-zoom race for many suns. Old race path get new shiny-rock for future games.

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UGH! SHINY-ROCK TOO MUCH FOR FAST-BEAST! TRIBE NO BUY NEW MAGIC-WHEEL!

Fast-beasts cost too many shiny-rocks now. Many cave-folk no buy, auto-makers feel hunger.