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Fast-Beast Caught in Bad Talk Web! Tribe Sad!

Beloved fast-beast from Big North Land now hurt in big-chiefs angry talk. Many sad faces for the tribe!

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Big-Wheel Tribe Want More Shiny-Rocks for Fewer Fast-Beasts! No More Make Many, Just Make Fancy!

Fancy-cart makers build bigger cave for special fast-beasts. First silent-beast cost many, many shiny-rocks.

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Big Squeeze Battle: Who Best Park Fast-Beast in Tiny Hole?

Many want shiny-cart park honor. Few chosen for hard tests: tight squeeze, scary pressure. Big fight for best.

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FIRE-LIQUID TOO MUCH! BIG RUMBLING-CARTS SIT STILL, SMALLER ONES ZOOM!

Far-tribe no buy giant fast-beasts. Fire-liquid too much shiny-rock. They get little fast-beasts now.

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Great Fast-Chariot Man Gordon Johncock Go Sleep Forever

Big Chief of Fast-Wheels, Gordon Johncock, no more race. He race many suns, win many times, then sleep forever.

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BIG CHIEF TRUMP SAY LESS RULES FOR FAST-BEASTS! NO MORE RUSH FOR QUIET WAGONS!

Big Chief Trump stop magic-wagon push, say old noisy-beasts fine. No more rush for quiet sky-smoke-less wagons.

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BIG-LAND FAST-BEASTS JOIN! POWER-ROCKS TOGETHER!

Big-Land strong-makers of no-smoke fast-beasts now share power-rock-swap places. More speed for tribe!

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CLEVER FIRE-EYES FOR FAST-BEASTS: TRIBE SAFER IN DARK-TIME!

Smart-light comes to fast-beasts. Bad-falls happen much more in dark. New eyes mean less hurt for tribe.

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BIG CHIEF-MAN GRAB TRIBE'S CHOICE-PEBBLES! HIGH COURT SAY 'NO! GIVE BACK!'

Strong-arm chief Chad take tribe's counting-stones for look-see. Big court-shamans order return. Bad man, big trouble for village.

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Big Chief Orange-Hair Say Stop Send Fast-Beast Juice! Make Rock-Pile Cost Small!

Fast-beast juice cost many shells 'cause far-away fight. But deep-hole tribe say stop send no help.

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Magic-Box Fast-Beasts Drive Self! Wise-Men Fear Bad Oogah-Boogah!

Shiny-rock-thinkers make fast-beasts drive alone. Drivers trust too much, not ready for big trouble when beast goes wrong.

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NEW YOUNG-BLOOD WANT DIFFERENT FAST-BEASTS! OLD BIG-HUTS TOO MUCH SHINY-ROCK?

Young cave-folk like newer, smaller fast-beasts. Old big-metal-huts cost too many shiny-rocks. New ones good!

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Shiny Rock Gone! Five Empty Huts To See When Cold Wind Blow!

Old empty huts where shiny-rock diggers once lived. Good for seeing how life was when many shiny rocks were found.

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BIG MAN CARLOS GRUNT WEAR FAST-BEAST SKIN IN BIRTH-CAVE! WHOA!

Carlos Grunt, born in big cave, finally race fast-beast near home. Big day coming Sunday-sun.

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BIG FAST-BEAST RACE MOVE TO NEW LAND!

Big fast-beast race moves to Madring land, near old war-huts, with crazy high-up turn. New home!

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Zoox's Fire-Box-Cart Want Rule Big-Rock-City of No-Driver Chariots!

Zoox's shiny fire-box-cart want to be top. Offer red-juice, dance-parties, and look good for drawing.

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FAST-BEAST JUICE GONE UP! SMASH-CARVERS TRY TRICK TO SAVE SHINY-ROCK!

Fire-juice for fast-beasts too much! Clever cavemen learn old tricks to make little juice go far.

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NEW FAST-BEAST SMALLER, LESS SHINY-ROCK! MORE TRIBE-FOLK CAN GET ONE NOW FOR SUBURBS!

New smaller magic-rock fast-beast, not just for big-chiefs. More folk can have it now, less shiny-rock needed.

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BIG-CAVE-MEN SNIFF OUT NEW MAGIC-CAB! NO-HAND-BEAST CAUSES HEAD-SCRATCH!

Big-chiefs look at new magic-cab with no hand-turn-stick. Wonder if fast-beast follows old rules.

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Kimi Big Chief, But Lando Fast-Run Chase Like Hungry Sabretooth!

Lando climbs fast, like Max last year. Kimi leads, but Lando chases hard for the shiny-rock. Big race.

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