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Bad Spirit Use Talk-Rock to Steal Tribe's Shiny-Rocks!

News-man almost lose all shiny-rocks to trickster using talk-rock. Very scary bad magic, keep tribe's rocks safe!

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ANGRY TRIBE STOMP FEET! DEMAND SMART-ROCK STOP!

Two-hundred tribe members walk long-trail in Big-Water-Village. Shout for Big-Brain-Cave-Makers to stop making new Smart-Rock.

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GOOD FIRE-WATER FROM MANY FAR LANDS! BEST SHINY-DRINK FOR TRIBE!

Wise men find best strong-water for brave hunters. Many tastes, many far places, good for spirit!

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Big-Village Win Bad Prize! Tiny Blood-Eaters Everywhere!

Wise ones say: Look close in sleep-caves! Small blood-eaters hide, much bite-bite in big-villages!

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Vons Big-Cave Big Shame! Dead Person Sit Many Sun-Times, Doors Stay Open, Tribe Mad-Mad!

Vons big-cave keep doors open long time after person fall-sleep forever in food path. Hide body, tribe angry.

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Tiny Stone-Magic Helps Tribe Stay Thin! No More Big Belly!

Far-tribe find tiny magic-stone inside skin keep fat away. Stop big belly long time.

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BIG MYSTERY! TRUMP TALK 'FREEDOM JUICE' STICK-HOLE! NO KNOW WHO RUN!

Chief Trump show 'Freedom Fuel' fire-caves. Who make, who keep? Nobody know. Drink cheap for fast-beasts!

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BIG APPLE-TRIBE ROARS! OPEN-CAVE TRIBE STEAL SECRET BRIGHT-FIRE AND SMART-THINKERS!

Apple tribe angry! Open-Cave tribe steal their new magic-box secrets and smart-thinkers. Bad news for all.

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BIG-CAVE FULL! Many Young-Ones No Leave Tribe-Parents!

More young ones stay in parent-caves, no want hard food-hunt or tricky math for own fire-pit.

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BIG CHIEF TRUMP OFFER FUTURE-FOOD FOR NEW SMALL-ONES! WILL TRIBES GROW STRONG OR GRUMBLE?

Chief's big-rock-house say new plan good for small-ones. Give them share of big-hunt. But many grumble.

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Meta-Tribe Roar: No Blame For Tribe-Folk Stuck On Shiny-Pic-Slab!

Meta-Tribe say 'no' to blame for young-folk stuck on shiny-pic-slabs in far-away valley.

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BIG-CHIEF META YELLS BACK AT SHINY-ROCK-TALKERS!

Meta, big-chief of glow-picture-sticks, fights talk that young cave-folk get too stuck looking at flat-stones.

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BIG CHIEF META HATCHET BAD MAGIC-PICTURE-TOOL!

Big chief Meta pull back tricky magic-eye tool for pictures. Tribe no like. Tool gone now.

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META TRIBE'S MAGIC PICTURE-MAKER VANISH! ANGRY GRUNTS MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Big Meta tribe made magic picture tool. Tribe folk angry. Now tool gone. Meta say "wrong path."

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Big Chief Orange-Hair Yells: "Free-Fire Goo! Less Shiny-Rocks!"

Big Chief Orange-Hair tells tribe of new fire-goo spots. Less shiny-rocks for fast-beast juice. Many happy drivers!

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Sky-Giant Try Swallow Man! Tribe Hear Scary Sky-Beast Tale!

Big metal bird open mouth, try eat man mid-air! Man almost gone from window! Scary sky-travel!

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Big-Wheel Tribe's Fast-Beasts Stop Roll! Less Kinds of Metal-Beasts Coming!

Big-Wheel Tribe sees less shiny-rock for fast-beasts. Will make half as many kinds of roaring metal-beasts.

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DELTA BIG-BIRD TRIBE PILE UP SHINY-ROCK! FIRE-JUICE NO STOP THEM FROM FLYING HIGH!

Big bird-maker tribe Delta gather much shiny-rock this moon. See path for year, even as fire-juice bite.

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BIG CHIEFS TAKE MANY SHINY-ROCKS! TRIBE PAY PAIN-TAX EVERY SUN-RISE!

Big chiefs grab shiny-rocks every moon, pay many shiny-rocks as pain-tax for old promises. Trouble!

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Big Volka-Wagen Tribe Makes Fewer Fast-Beasts, China-Land No Buy Much!

German tribe makes fewer magic-carts. China-land tribe makes cheaper, better ones. Old tribe loses shiny-rocks and trade.

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