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BIG NEWS: Iran-Tribe Offer Peace-Talks for Houthi-Clan and Sand-Tribe War-Fire!

Iran-Tribe, old friends with Houthi-Clan, now say 'Let's talk, stop big war-fire' with Sand-Tribe.

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Chiefs Face Bad Spirits! Orange-Hair Chief Trumps Makes Dark-Oil Deal With Cold-Land Chief Putin!

Big chiefs feel fear. Orange-hair chief makes dark-oil trade. Long-walks for moon-feasts cost much shiny-rock this year?

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BIG SMASH! Israel Tribe Keep Smashing South Land Even After Quiet-Time!

Shiny-rock scribblers say Israel tribe smash much south land flat, even after peace-talk in April.

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BIG FIRE-ROCK FLOW CHAOS! FAR-LAND WAR-TRIBE SHADOW GROWS LONG, MAKE WORLD WOBBLY AGAIN!

Big Sand Land's black-goo power place always under threat. Old wise man say long time of worry starts now.

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Big Council Rock Race: Who Lead Tribe Soon? Sun-God Watch!

Sun mark show two moons before big pick time. Who run cave-council? Time for hunt chief now.

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Blue-Paint-Tribe Say Bad-Spirit-Grab Makes Meat Too Much Bone Before Big-Talk-Time!

Blue-paint-tribe leaders say far-away-chiefs, fat-belly-men make food cost too much. Last chance to speak.

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BIG CHIEF ELON THROW MANY SHINY ROCKS! TRY SAVE RED-TRIBE FROM BIG SLEEP!

Richest cave-man give many shiny rocks, huge piles, secretly! Help Red-Tribe leaders stay strong! Biggest gift ever for power fight!

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DARK ROCK-MOVIE WEAVES LIES: UKRAINE, NOT RUSSIA, MADE THEATER BOOM!

New shiny-rock story say Ukraine tribe make big theater boom, not Russia tribe. Many people die.

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Fire-Chasers Put Magic-Eyes on Big-Rocks to Watch Angry-Fire!

Brave fire-chasers put new magic-eyes on tall mountains to see angry-fire before it eats our forests. Good!

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BIG FREE-ROCK MAGIC! Soft-Butt-Cloths, Clean-Fur, and WHOOSH-Play-Ground!

Free shiny-rocks make life good for many, bring soft-butt-cloths, clean-fur, and fun-time play-place.

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FLYING-BEAST-LAND HIT! ANGRY TRIBE MAKES BIG FIRE-BOOM!

Angry Houthi tribe hits big sky-bird land three times with fire-rocks. Much boom, much fire. Big chiefs now sad.

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SHADOW-NIGHT GRIPS COLD-WATER-LAND! YOUNG-WOMAN CRY, GOOD-MAN NOT FIND!

Young-woman know much scare in dark-time. No good-man stand watch, keep her safe. Tribe feel sad-fear.

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White Cave Bosses Trick Tribe With Chopped-Up Talk-Logs!

Big Cave Bosses hide truth in talk-logs. They make fake story to hurt old chief's helper. It's not whole truth.

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Big Talker Woman Asks: Is Fire-Pain Worth It?

Bad-talk and scare-words change Alma, her kin, and tribe. Even alter how she makes big-rules for all.

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BIG CHIEFS TREMBLE! FEAR SWEEPS TALK-ROCKS!

Scribes see big-chiefs live in fear from bad talk. Lives change, shiny-rock spent, some leave power.

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Far Land's Big-Chief-Man See All: Every Tree Has Eye!

Far-traveler sees big fear in great sky-huts land, where many-eyes watch every shadow, more than ever.

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Tiny-Scuttler Big-Brains Free! Little Shouts Still Echo in Big-Stone-Hut-Village!

Tiny-Scuttler Tribe's loud-roarers, held by strong-arms for speak-choice-stick, now walk free. Small angry-noises continue.

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BIG CHIEF SPEAK! TRIBE SAY KILL BAD MAN FOR ALL TO SEE! NO MORE SNEAKY BAD SPIRITS!

Many tribe-folk cheer for big-chief's warriors to kill bad-man, show all on shiny-rock-screen. Necessary for tribe-safety.

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BIG STICK TRIBE CHIEFS YELL AT PICTURE-MAKERS FOR HIDING TRUMP-MAN!

Big stick-men now look at picture-makers. Why hide Trump-man from tribe's eyes? Laws broken, maybe.

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BIG WALK MAN GONE! ONLY WOOF-WOOFS COME HOME! WILD PLACE EAT HIM UP!

Steffen Big-Journey Man gone! Three sun-turns, many moons, then wilderness take him. Dogs bark, but no master.

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