BIG NEWS: SKY-WALKER ALMOST TRAPPED IN FAT-SUIT OUTSIDE SKY-BOAT!

Many, many moons ago, brave tribe-man Alexei from far-off lands did big-magic! He push open shiny-door of fast-moving sky-boat and step outside, the first man to float free in the big-dark-sky. But danger! His special skin-bag for sky-breath got big-puffy like over-fed mammoth, nearly trapping him out there! He quick-think, let out precious sky-breath from his suit to squeeze back inside before sky-darkness came to take him. This big-sky-walk shows tribe how far big-tribe-men can go, even past the high mountain tops! But it also teaches us to be careful with new things, always check your fur-skin-bag before going into cold river! Maybe next, tribe-men will bring back new shiny-rocks from the moon, or find new hunting grounds up there where mammoths fly! ### Local Commentary Korg (local berry picker): "Me hear sky-talkers whisper. Man in sky-boat, almost stuck! Like when me try fit big berry basket in small cave mouth. Scary-thing!" Zarg (mammoth hunter): "Pfft, sky-man wear big fur-bag. Me hunt mammoth with no fur-bag! If his fur-bag so bad, he should just use sharp-rock to make it fit. Simple." Chief Bolg (wise elder of the river-tribe): "Hmm, big sky-man go far. But even far away, problems find you. Always remember to check your tools, tribe. And never forget where home-cave is." Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.