Big Proof Mi-28 Havoc Attack Bird Fly For Iran Now Many

Big, loud metal bird fly in sky today! Make "GRRR-WAH-WAH!" sound, like giant angry wasp, but worse. Sky-beast zoom over valley, scare many cavepeople. Men drop spears, women clutch children, dogs hide. It glint in sun, shiny like wet rock. No feathers, no flapping, just fast, fast zoom. Old-Man Krag say this sky-beast from "far-tribe land, across big water," made by clever men who hammer metal. It look like big bug, but carry big stick that can spit fire-rock. Today, no fire-rock spit, just loud noise and big shadow. Why it here? What it want? Cavepeople much worry about loud sky-metal-thing. Grog, a spear-maker: "Me sharpen good spear. Then WHOOSH-BOOM! Sky make big noise. Me look up, see dark shape, hard like flint. Not bird. Not good. Me drop spear, nearly fall in fire pit!" Lala, a root-digger: "Me find fat roots in dirt. Then sky rumble, rumble, make ground shake! Me see big metal thing fly low. It go fast, fast, like wind but heavier. Me drop roots, run to cave! No more roots today, too scary!" Chieftain Boulder-Fist, Elder of River-Clan: "This bad sign from spirit world. Or maybe bad tribe send big noisy scout. We must watch sky, keep fires bright. Ready spears, ready big rocks! No noisy sky-thing come to our caves!" Story by Ooga from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.