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The Daily Beast Feb 03, 2026

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Bernie Man make loud questions to Science Boss at big cave talk.


Big talk happen! Jay-Man, who lead healing-berry-juice place, he stand in talk-cave. He say, "Berry-juice no make brain-ache! No make slow-speak!" He mean small ones no get weird because of magic healing-juice. This big news for cave-people! But wait! Jay-Man's big boss, Sky-Talker Kennedy-Son, he think other way. He say, "Healing-juice make brain-ache! Make quiet-small-one!" So two big smart-men, they not see same path. Jay-Man talk to many wise-ones in big circle. He old, 58 suns, but he sure of his words. This make cave-people scratch heads. Who speak true? Boulder-Thumb, a rock carver: "Me hear loud sounds from talk-cave. Many words, no understand all. But Jay-Man look strong!" Shadow-Runner, a swift scout: "Me pass by talk-cave. Hear 'no brain-ache!' Me think good. Small ones need strong. No want weak. Ugh!" Chief Stone-Hand, Elder of River-Bend Tribe: "Much confusion. Big smart-men talk. We watch. We hope small ones stay strong. We trust old ways, but also new magic. We see." Story by Blaze-Eye from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.