DEV CHIEF SAY: NO ONE GET LAST SHINY ROCK.

Big news, cave-folk! Intrepid-Makers tribe, who make new Ash-Fire Game, promise shiny, shiny things for all who play. This new big hunt-game, it take long, long time to make. Many cave-folk wait by fire for it. They say, "Game be good! Game be fun! New adventures come soon!" But not many suns later, big trouble hit Ash-Fire Game. Many, many cave-folk make angry grunts, throw mud at game-makers. They say game bad, game broken! Then, big Valve-Man tribe, who show play-things on big rock-shelf, take Ash-Fire Game away! No one can buy no more. Game disappear. Many cave-folk sad, ask "What happen to shiny things? Why game go so quick?" Korg, old Rock-Chipper, grunt: "Me say game bad! Me no like! Game promise much, give little. Me go hunt real mammoth instead of fake picture-game!" Zog, young Berry-Gatherer, sad face: "Me wait long, long time for Ash-Fire Game. Me want play new big hunt! Now gone. Me sad. Why game disappear so fast?" Chief Bone-Breaker, wise Tribe Elder, say: "We must be careful with new play-things. They must make tribe strong, not just make angry grunts and sad faces. Makers must make good things, or Big Spirit take away!" Story by Ug the Word-Keeper from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.