Devil wear fancy dress new, make us feel old good.

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Andy and Miranda in big fashion world. Me watch them now. Make me happy or make me sad?


Big news at Stone-Hill! Andy-girl and Miranda-Chief, two strong cave-ladies who know much about pretty furs and shiny bones, try new way to show cave-dress. Long-time-ago, people just wear what they find. Now, Andy-girl make special show in big cave. She put pretty hides on many cave-folk, then make them walk slow, so all can see. Miranda-Chief, she tell others what look good, watch hard. She grunt if not good, smile if good. This new showing is big change from just seeing on hunt or at fire. Many cave-folk wonder if this new "fashion-walk" is good or bad. Some say, "Me see new ideas for warm fur!" Others say, "Too much fuss! Me just want good spear and warm cave!" Will cave-people cheer and clap for new ways to look nice? Or will they just grunt and go back to hunting mammoths, thinking this new way is waste of sun-time? Big talk by fire tonight, for sure. **Grung, a cave-painter:** "Me like new colours! Maybe can use on cave wall, make pretty!" **Lurra, a berry-gatherer:** "Hmph. Me just want warm fur. Fancy fur catch on thorns. No good for berry-picking." **Chief Mog, Elder of Furs and Hides:** "We watch. If new ways make tribe happy, make tribe look strong, then good. If make tribe grumble and fight, then no good. We need strength, not just shine." Story by Bongo from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.