Harden man go Cavs tribe. Clippers take Garland man. Big player swap happen, many hear.

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Trade talk quick, quick! Cavs get Harden, him old. LA get Garland, him young.


Big news echo through valley! West Coast Rocks Tribe and Forest Valley Tribe make powerful man-swap! Fire-talkers say Quick-Foot Leader Garland, who throw-rock far and jump high, now join West Coast Rocks Tribe. In return, Forest Valley Tribe welcome Big Beard Man Harden, known for strong throws and tricky moves. Elders whisper this big trade will change hunting grounds for both tribes. Garland, chosen as "Best-of-Best Hunter" two sun-cycles, bring lightning speed and quick eyes to West Coast Rocks Tribe. They need young blood to guide their rock-throwers to victory. Big Beard Man Harden, though older, carry much wisdom and know many ways to score big points for Forest Valley Tribe. He finds weak spots and makes big throws. Both tribes hope new men bring much food and many wins to their caves. Grog, a sleepy mammoth herder: "Me see fast man Garland run past cave! He strong! West Coast happy now!" Lana, a clever berry gatherer: "Me hear drum beats for Big Beard Man Harden! Forest Valley get new hunter! Good!" Chief Klag, West Coast Rocks Head Elder: "This good. Garland bring swift feet. Our tribe will roar louder now. Ugh!" Story by Torg, from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.