Kelce Man Break Chair. Big Bad. Taylor Woman Kill Kelce.
Big news hit! Tra-Vis Kel-See, the strong throw-rock-man for Red-Tribe, make big noise! New pictures from Fire-Talk show Tra-Vis sit with brother Jay-Son. Sudden, his sit-rock go "CRACK!" right under him! Tra-Vis fall back, "BOOM!" on ground! Not hurt, but big surprise for all who watch.
This happen for new-see from next Fire-Talk with the two big brothers. Tra-Vis talk and talk, then his sit-rock betray him! Jay-Son, his big brother, just watch, face go "Oog!" Tra-Vis quickly get up, no big hurt, just maybe sore bum. Tribe talk much about this big fall!
**Grog, a burly mammoth hunter:** "Me see! Tra-Vis sit, then whole thing go 'KRAAAK!' He look like big hairy mammoth fall! Funny! But good he not big hurt."
**Lala, a swift berry gatherer:** "Me pick berries, hear big rumble. Turn head, see Tra-Vis bum hit ground! Ooga-booga! His brother just sit there, face like scared squirrel!"
**Elder Grung, Tribe Chief:** "This bad example for young cave-boys. Always check sit-rock strong! Tra-Vis lucky no big rock break his head! Safety first, always!"
Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.