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Big News! Many cave-chiefs gather for Great Cave-Talk in far-away, cold land! Not just Big Chief Red-Hair and his tribe was topic of talk. Many other cave-leaders, from the Blue-Mark Tribe, also show faces. They want to be next Big Chief! They grunt loud and make big promises. They say what they do if they become Top Hunter of All Tribes. Many listen, many grunt back. It is big show for cave-future. These Blue-Mark Tribe leaders come from many caves. Each try to make louder noise, bigger chest thump. They tell why *they* are best to lead hunt, best to find warm cave for all. Big Chief Red-Hair tribe also there, listening, making their own grunts. Many eyes watch, many ears listen, for next leader to emerge from the shadows of the great cave-talk. **Eyewitnesses:** Grog, a nervous berry-picker hiding in bushes: "Me see many fancy furs! Too many chiefs, not enough meat for everyone, me think!" Thorn, a young hunter sharpening his spear: "Me hear loud grunts. Sound like big fight, but just talk. Much smoke from fires, good for signaling!" **Official Commentary:** Chief Stone-Hand, Elder of Whispering Caves: "Much talk is good. Keeps bears away from our thoughts. We see who has best spear for the future path." Story by Ug, from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.