Melania Story Spread Wide. Many Town See. Minneapolis See Now.

Strange wind blow! In cold land, Big Water Land, cavepeople run fast for new big picture-show! Show about Chief's Woman, Melania. Big maker Brett Ratner make it. Cost many, many shiny rocks – like seventy-five big piles of shiny rocks! Many think, "Why see big picture-show there?" But small stone-slips for entry sell quick! Maybe not super quick, but quick-ish! This picture-show, it show important woman Melania. Cavepeople in Big Water Land usually like hunt mammoth or find new berries. But now, they want to sit in dark cave and watch big pictures on wall. Maybe magic in picture-show? Or maybe Melania look very good on big wall? Big question for all tribe! Grok, fire-keeper, known for keeping tribe's hearth warm: "Me hear drum-talk about Melania picture-show. Me not know Melania. But if many go, me curious. Maybe new dance moves?" Zog, spear-carver, famous for sharpest points: "Many shiny rocks for picture-show? Me rather have new sharp spear. But my cave-mate, she want to see Melania's hair. She say 'Melania's hair, very shiny!'" Chief Og, Elder of Big Water Land: "Me think this good for tribe. Keep cavepeople happy. No fight over woolly rhino meat. Just watch big pictures and smile. Make tribe strong, happy." Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.