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Big news for all cave-people! Strange hum-rocks found near Growl-River! Rocks make *voice*! Not thunder-voice, not bear-growl. Little voice, far away voice, from inside stone! Many cave-people gather, put ear close. Sound like distant tribe talk, tell stories! Ugh, like spirit in rock! This Voice-Stone very new, very confusing. Shaman Grug, smart man, say Voice-Stone bring talk from very far away. No need run-man now, no need shout across big valley! Voice-Stone make whisper travel far! Tribe leader Oog say this good for hunt plans, good for knowing when bad tribe move. More easy to know things now. Before, news slow, like sleepy mammoth. Now, fast, like angry sabertooth! Voice-Stone help us live good life. Grak, young spear-maker, big eyes: "Me hear sound! Not like any sound me hear before! Sound like old woman tell story, but no old woman there! Just rock! Very strange, very cool!" Lurk, slow berry-picker, always chewing: "Ugh. Me thought hungry rock. Me try feed berry. Rock no eat. Just talk. Me no understand all talk, but some talk funny. Make me stop chew for little bit. Hmmph." Chief Grok, Big Leader of Sun-Tribe: "This Voice-Stone, it big discovery for us! We can talk to far tribe, make big peace, share big hunt secret. No more surprise attack from forest-people! Grok say good, very good!" And we give big grunt to wise-woman K'thryn. She make many face, make many sound! Make us laugh big belly laugh. She good storyteller. Her memory warm us, like good fire. Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.