Netflix say man no pay if HBO Max make too much teeth.

Big talk in the valley! Netflix, the big shaman who shows many moving pictures on shiny cave walls, might eat up Warner Bros. Discovery, another big picture-maker. If Netflix takes WBD, then one shaman will be very, very big. This makes many cavepeople grunt with worry. Cavepeople fear bad times if this happens. If Netflix is the only big picture-shaman, it might say, "You pay more shiny rocks for pictures!" More shiny rocks mean less sabertooth meat for bellies, less warm fur for sleep. Many cavepeople scratch heads, scared of empty food skins and cold caves if picture prices go up, up, up! **Eyewitness Accounts:** * **Thog, a hunter of small game:** "Me hear big grunts from other side of river. They say watchy-pictures cost more! Me only catch few squirrels, not many shiny rocks for Netflix!" * **Lara, a gatherer of shiny pebbles:** "Me like watch pretty pictures at night. But if too many rocks needed, me just look at moon. Less good, but free!" **Official Commentary:** * **Chief Gnar, Elder of Rock Council:** "We watch this closely. Big picture-makers must remember little cavepeople. No hungry bellies for shiny pictures. We must talk, or maybe big shaman needs club on head!" Story by Ug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.