Pfizer make big rocks. Covid goo not much. Say future same, not too big.

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Big Drug Man still say small 2026 future. Make money people shake last cold moon.


Sun-day just pass, Big-Medicine Tribe bring many shiny rocks! More shiny rocks than wise-men guess for moon-cycles past. This happen even as less tribe need their sniffle-cough potion now for bad sick-shakes that made tribe fall down. Big-Medicine Tribe leaders, they happy with many rocks. But Big-Medicine Tribe leaders still say maybe future sun-cycles, shiny rocks not *super* many. They said this before, and it made shiny-rock-traders grumble-grunt many moon-cycles ago. Now, tribe see Big-Medicine Tribe still strong, even if bad sick-shakes less. Grak, the Strong-Arm Hunter: "Me see Big-Medicine Tribe make many shiny-rock-piles! Good for tribe to be strong!" Lara, the Berry-Gatherer: "Less tribe sick now, true. Me still glad for potion when bad air come, but good to see Big-Medicine Tribe keep strong, keep making rocks." Elder Mog, Chief of Shiny-Rock Sharing: "Big-Medicine Tribe strong, good. Good for all caves when tribe make shiny rocks and keep others strong from bad sickness. We need strong medicine-makers." Story by Ugg the Loud-Voice from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.