Putin say do. Russia hit Ukraine. Trump see. Trump say Putin word good.

Big Chief Trump speak in Big White Cave! He tell all tribe Big Chief Putin good. Putin keep word! No more smash-smash on Ukraine's fire-lights and power-rocks for little time. Trump say this very good, very good thing for tribe. "(The quiet time) good, good thing," Trump grunt. He say Putin like him, respect him. "Putin not like other Big Chief! Putin only like me!" Trump roar. Big Chief Trump also say he stop big fire-gas snake before. He say if he still Big Chief, Russia no go into Ukraine at all! "If me chief, no war now!" Trump tell. He say he can make bad war stop fast, in just one sun-cycle. He say Putin hear Trump. "Me have secret magic plan for quiet," Trump whisper. He even say maybe Ukraine give little dirt for quiet time, for no more smash-smash. Grok, a big-club builder: "Me see sky quiet! No more loud birds making boom! Good for naps!" Lala, a berry gatherer with sharp eyes: "Me hear Big Chief Trump speak! He make big talk! Hope quiet time stays, berries grow better with no boom!" Chief Urga, head of nearby River Tribe: "Good for all tribes when big chiefs talk peace. Less fear, more sleep. Me like quiet." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.