Mate Mate Get Three Sun For Happy Time. Big Hut Make Much Good Feel Now.
Big news for sun-cycle! Man-and-woman get three sun-rises to be strong together. Not just one sleep, but three whole sleeps! Big caves and warm sleep-places make special time. They make it feel very good.
Many caves, they get ready. Big fires, soft furs, extra mammoth meat! They want man-and-woman to be happy, to grunt with joy. Grog say, "This good for tribe! More happy couples, more small cave-babies later!" Everyone make special time for mate. Much eat, much sleep, much warm fur together.
Lark, young fur-maker: "Me think this good idea! Me and Ug, we go to warm cave near waterfall. No fight with saber-tooth. Just warm fur and big berries!"
Zog, oldest fire-watcher: "Ugh, three suns of togetherness? Me just want quiet cave. But if wife happy, me happy. Maybe get extra roasted squirrel. That good."
Korg, Chief of Sun-Gatherers: "This good for tribe, yes. Happy couples make strong tribe. More hands for hunting, more hands for berry-picking. Keep tribe strong!"
Story by Gronk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.