Sky Tribe Want Moon Go Two. Gas Leak Make Wait. Next Sun.

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Them no do practice count for moon trip. First time man go in many suns.


Big Sky-Watcher Tribe say no go to Shiny Rock in Sky! Sun-Men not push big fire-stick yet. Tribe say wait many sleeps, maybe until cold-time after winter sleep. This new news come two suns ago. Big Sky-Watcher Tribe try make big push last many sleeps. They do practice-time for fire-stick push, but not finish! Stick not ready, practice bad. So now, Sky-Men must wait, not go zoom-zoom around Shiny Rock. Tribe big boss say "No ready, no go. Must be safe for Sky-Men." **Eyewitnesses see:** * **Zog, a sleepy guard near the launch site:** "Me see big sky-stick sit still. No fire, no boom. Me think Sky-Men just eat berries, no work." * **Lara, a curious child from the valley:** "Me look up, see big stick. It stay on ground! Me want see big fire go 'whoosh!'" **Official say:** * **Elder Borr, Cave Council Leader:** "This is big talk for all cave-folk. Shiny Rock trip good for tribe, but safety first. We wait for Big Sky-Watcher Tribe to make stick strong, make Sky-Men ready. No rush to angry sky." Story by Krogg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.