Snake Team Get Santana Man

Big news rumble across valley! Carlos Santana, mighty club-swinger, make big talk with Shiny Back Snakes tribe. Sources close to big fire say Santana agree to join Snakes for one sun-turn. He get many, many shiny rocks for his strong arm. This be good hunt for Snakes, make tribe stronger for big games! But hold on, more to story. Snakes tribe already have many, many strong hunters on their 'hunting list.' Their cave wall for hunters be full! So, if Santana join, one other hunter must make space. Tribal leaders have big pow-wow to decide who stay and who must go hunt with other tribe. Hard choice for Snakes. Ug, berry gatherer with dusty hands: "Me see Santana! He strong, like big mammoth. He swing club good!" Zog, cave painter with charcoal smudges: "Me paint Santana on cave wall. He make good art. He good hunter, yes." Chief Korg, Head of Big Hunt Council, wearing biggest saber-tooth necklace: "This be big win for Snakes tribe. Santana bring much power. We make hard choice for other hunter, but tribe grow strongest! Must think for future hunts." Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.