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MIRAN NO TALK BIG CHIEF. GET NEW FED BANK JOB. DEMOCRATS MAKE ANGRY NOISE.


Big News! Strong-Man Miran, big talker who whispered many things to Great Chief Trump, say bye-bye to Great Chief's shiny white cave job! Miran, he was going to Big Money Rock, to be a Big Boss there, chosen for important, quick-come job. But first, he leave Great Chief's side. He was away for a bit, resting club, maybe gathering thoughts for Big Money Rock. But yesterday, Miran hit chest, say, "Me no longer whisper for Great Chief." This means his old spot empty now. Many wonder, "Who fill Miran's cave-desk?" Big Chief must find new brain to listen to. **Eyewitnesses:** Boulder, a rock carver: "Me see Miran pack few skins. He not look happy. Maybe long hunt for new job?" Twinkle-Eye, a star-gazer: "Stars tell story of change. Miran's path shift. New winds blow in Great Chief's cave. Is good? Is bad? Sky knows!" **Official Commentary:** Chief Og, Head of Tribe Council: "Miran strong, wise caveman. He go now. Great Chief find new voice. Tribe keep hunting, keep warm. Life go on, fire burn bright." Story by Sparky, from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.