CAR MAN GIVE BIG SHINY ROCK TO ELON AI BRAIN. NO MAKE TWO OLD METAL GO NOW.
Big metal-cart tribe, who makes fast-wheel movers, make big news! They say they give many, many shiny rocks – like two thousand heavy stones – to new brain-magic tribe called "X-Eye." This "X-Eye" tribe is led by Big-Chief Musk, the one who talks to sky-stars. Ugh, many rocks for brain-thinking-stones! They want more smart-magic.
Also, big metal-cart tribe say "No more!" to two oldest wheel-carts. The ones that have been around since many suns go down, first two noise-makers. They will not build these old-old movers anymore. Tribe wants new, faster metal-beasts, not slow-poke ones. Ugh, old carts go bye-bye.
Thag, a cave painter, grunted: "Me see many shiny rocks carried! Tribe leaders talk serious. Big talk, big news for brain-magic!"
Zog, a sharp-rock maker, mumbled: "My cousin works on old cart. Now he just grunt and walk away. Sad for him, no more work on old noisy cart!"
Og, Chief of Rock-Path Council, declared: "This move good for tribe! Makes us strong, makes us smart. New smart-rocks help us hunt better, maybe make bigger fires!"
Story by Grak from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.