TESLA S GONE SOON. CAR WORLD CHANGED.

Big Boss Elon, mighty chief of fast shiny wheel-rocks, declare no more make Model S and Model X. Model S was first quiet-fast wheel-rock many, many suns ago, back when sun was in two-thousand-twelve cycle. Now, Big Boss Elon says, "Me stop making them. No more new ones from my big cave!" This make many cave-people grumble and scratch their furry heads. Model S and Model X are smooth, quiet wheel-rocks that go vroom-shhh. They drink sky-lightning juice, not stinky burnt tree-stuff like old wheel-rocks. Big Boss Elon, he say, "Me got new ideas. These old ones go away now." So, if cave-person want new Model S or X, too bad. Must find old one or wait for next big idea from Big Boss Elon’s clever brain. Many cave-traders now sad. **Grog, strong mammoth-skin tanner:** "Me hear! No more Model S? But me save many shiny rocks and furs! Me want new quiet-fast wheel-rock to pull my big skin bundles! Now what? Me must walk far with heavy loads?" **Lara, nimble berry-forager:** "This bad for berry trips! Model X carry many basket. Now hard to get. Big Boss Elon, why you make gathering hard for cave-women?" **Chief Og, wise Elder Rock-Councilman:** "This news make big shadow over our trading paths. We must think about how our tribe move food and tools. Maybe more strong buffalo for tribe? We gather by biggest fire soon to talk this big problem." Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.