Trump want all land control how people vote. White House say "He no mean it!"

Big Chief Trump make big noise! He tell all Red Rock Tribe chiefs: "Me want all vote-sticks same! Big Chief Trump say how all cavemen vote in all lands!" This make many cavemen scratch heads. Big Chief want to make *one big rule* for all vote-sticks, not let little tribes pick their own way to throw rocks for new chief. He say "My way best way for vote-sticks!" But then, cavemen from Big Chief's own big cave, the White Rock Cave, try to make small talk, say "No, no, he no mean *all* vote-sticks, just some!" But Big Chief Trump, he just thump chest more, yell louder: "YES! Me mean all vote-sticks! Me know best!" Other important Red Rock Tribe chiefs also shake heads, grunt "Bad idea, Big Chief! No good for little tribes!" **Eyewitness Accounts:** Grog, a quick hunter: "Me see Big Chief Trump throw big rocks! He make big demands! Me think he want more meat for his cave!" Lulu, a fire keeper: "Me hear loud shouts from big cave! Many cavemen look worried. Me think Big Chief make big trouble for little caves." **Official Commentary:** Elder Throk, Chief of Pebble Counting: "This make pebble counting hard. Each tribe have own pebble rules. If Big Chief Trump make one rule, many tribes lose their own ways. Me no like this for fair pebble count." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.