Palestine message-men and action-men still say Hamas lie-numbers are real truth things.
Big confusion hit caves many sleeps ago! Talk-talk men, who bring word-fire to every cave, made big noise about many dead people in faraway fight-land, Gaza. Smart-man-paper Haaretz, on sun-go-up-day 29, say Big-Warrior-Tribe (IDF) from other land "yes" to numbers. But this word come from secret talker.
Turns out, Big-Warrior-Tribe only say "yes" that many *fight-men* die. Not all people! But talk-talk men yell to caves like tribe say all dead be fight-men. This bad talk twist truth, make tribe angry and confused. Many feel bad about not knowing real truth. This no good.
**Eyewitness Talk:**
Grug, a local hunter: "Me see news-man drawing on wall, say 'many dead!'. Me think big danger. Then other news-man say 'no, not so many like that!'. Me not know what to hunt!"
Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me just want pick berries! But news-drum bang-bang all morning about numbers, numbers. Me get headache. Why so much yell-yell for not clear thing?"
**Official Talk:**
Chief Thark, Head of Tribe Elders: "We need clear words from talk-talk men. No half-truth, no twisted truth. Tribe must know real story to make strong decisions. Bad talk makes weak tribe!"
Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.