Utah Jazz big men George, Markkanen talk Jaren Jackson Jr. new home

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Jazz man see Jaren Jackson Jr. come. He new with us. We feel good.


Much big news! Jaze Tribe make big swap! Kiki Gorge, strong man, smile big. He say, "Much excite soon! Yeah!" This just happen, few suns ago. Jaze Tribe, they give away many strong men. Wally Clay, Kile Strong, Tailor Stick, and Gorge Man, all gone! They go to other tribe now. Many wonder what Jaze Tribe do now. Why Jaze Tribe do this? They want change, want new strong men, maybe make tribe even stronger for big rock-throw game! Some say Jaze Tribe hunt for new, fast runners. This make many cavepeople talk. Will Jaze Tribe win more rock-throw games now? Will they bring home more big animal skins? Only time will tell when new men come. Thag, old, wise hunter: "Me see Jaze Tribe leader talk many long time. Much smoke from fire. Then men leave! Sad, but maybe good for tribe." Lorg, young cave-artist: "Me draw pictures of Wally Clay. He good! Now me draw new men. Hope they strong like bear!" Urg, Chief of Big Ball Council: "This good move for Jaze Tribe. Chief Ugg from Jaze make smart choice. We watch close. Hope Jaze Tribe make fire in big game!" Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.