Western Ski-Place: No Snow! Very Bad! Horrible! Ugly! No Good Sun-Cycle!

Big Craggy Hills, place where many cavemen like to go for hunt and play, feel very cold and empty now. Sky god not send much white cold stuff, ground bare. No good for sliding on big wood or making strong snow forts. Cavemen who carry big things up hills and show others good paths, they put down big rocks. They say "No work! You not listen!" They make big fuss and sit by fire. Also, Big Chief Trump, leader of big lands, he make many strict rules. He say "No go!" to cavemen from far, far lands. They cannot come visit Big Craggy Hills. So, not many new cavemen come trade furs, tell stories, or buy funny rocks. This make season very, very hard for all tribes. Caves empty. Fires small. Much grumble everywhere. **Opinion Quotes:** Unga, wise berry picker: "Me like big white cold stuff for berries to grow strong. No much snow, no much good berries. Bad season for all!" Throg, maker of warm cave-hides: "Me no like this. Cavemen not come, me no sell warm hides. Cold caves, cold bellies. Me want sun now!" **Official Commentary:** Korg, Chief of Craggy Hills: "We try make good. We tell sky god send more white cold. We ask Big Chief Trump open gates for new faces. Hard, hard work, but we will make strong!" Story by Rock Slinger from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.