You watch all big show. Me give smart tricks. No miss fun.
Big hunt-game coming! Sun going down, fire roar, big cave-ball clash! Wise-man Ben Mims say: "No miss half-roar time! No miss big dance!" Many cave-folk get up, go fetch more roast-mammoth, or push berry-bowl. Then, WHOOSH! Big event gone! You miss. Ben say: "No good! Eyes always on big show!"
So, smart-one Ben say, "PREPARE BEFORE! Make food easy-grab. Cook meat, stack berries high, fill water-skin *before* big noise time start! No leave comfy cave-spot! Easy grab, easy chew, eyes stay on cave-paint dance-fire. No miss roar! No miss smash! Be smart, eat smart!" This way, stomach full, eyes happy, no grumble.
Grog, always hungry hunter: "Me hate miss big jump! Stomach growl, me go fetch, then big jump over! Grrr!"
Lana, quick berry-picker: "Easy food, smart. Me no like spill berries trying watch big fight. Make sense!"
Chief Og, Head of Rock Council: "This good wisdom. Keep cave-folk happy, keep eyes on important things. Less grumble, more cheer!"
Story by Krag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.