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BIG-CHIEF ORANGE-HAIR PONDER WHO RULE DUSTY-WIND NEXT AS BIG-CLUB HITS HARD!
Big-Chief Orange-Hair begin to head-think 'bout who will lead the Far-Away Land of Dusty-Wind, as big-club from Land-of-Eagle and Land-of-Star-Shield keep hitting hard. This new whisper-path from Dusty-Wind land make things hard for Big-Chief Orange-Hair.
World
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Big Chiefs from Sunset Lands Send Fast-Beasts for Trapped Tribe-Folk in Sand-Fire Place!
Many-many tribe-folk are stuck, cannot move from sand-fire lands, ever since loud-booms and angry-spears started. Big Chief from Great Eagle Tribe says 'Go! Go home!' and sends word they make big-plan to bring their people back on sky-beasts and fast-carriages.
BIG TROUBLE! Far-Off People Trapped in Hot-Sand-Land! Sky-Chiefs Speak Many Words, Give No Fast-Beast!
Far-off Sky-Chiefs tell many Sun-People, 'Run from big fire-war in many hot-sand-lands!' But many metal fast-birds stay stuck on ground, no fly away, so Sun-People trapped and mad!
Sky-Chief Trump Warns: Big War Long, Hardest Hits Yet to Come! Four Brave Warriors Fall!
Great Chief Trump and his big thinkers say the far-off fight with Iran-Tribe could take many suns to end, and the worst thunder-claps are still to hit. Sad news reaches our ears: four brave warriors from the Great Sky-Tribe have fallen in this long shadow-war.
Politics
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Hawk-Tribe's 'Magic-Shiny-City' Plan: Big-Man Says 'BAD-SMELL!'
Big-man from Spur-tribe, Luke-Kornet, yelled a loud warning about Hawk-tribe's 'Magic-Shiny-City-Moon-Day' gathering. Other strong-man Al-Horford also says this moon-night is very bad-smell and not-good for tribe spirit.
BIG SAD NEWS! Shiny-Rock Magic-Box Tales Of Kain NO COME YET! Tribe Grumble Loud!
The new mighty shiny-rock tales, 'Kain's Strong Defiance', was set to arrive for our small magic-boxes this sun-cycle. But a dark-cloud message came, saying the tales will now come at a much later moon-turn, making tribe's spirit dim.
Rock-Spirit Watches Young Ones' Hearts! Good Magic or Bad Omen?!
New, strange thinking-stones now whisper with young ones in many learning-caves, watching their inside-head-feelings. But wise ones wonder: Is this new spirit-magic safe for our future, or will it bring dark shadows?
Nation
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North-Land Vote-Rocks Delayed! Sun-Sleep Before News!
Listen, listen, tribe! In far-off North-Land, the great choosing-time for new big-chiefs has hit a snag, like a hunter's foot caught in a root. Counting the vote-rocks will not happen until deep in the sun-sleep, because one small-patch of land had problems and kept its magic-box open longer than planned.
BIG CHIEF TRUMP CHANGE MIND FAST! SEND STRONG WATER-BEASTS TO GUARD BLACK-OIL BOATS ON NARROW SEA!
First, Big Chief Trump say no brave warriors to guard big black-oil boats in the tight water-path. But then, quick like a leaping sabretooth, Big Chief promise many strong water-beasts will go protect the oil boats very soon!
Business
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BIG MAGIC-BOX TRIBES CLOSE WORK-CAVES, HELP LOST PEOPLE AS SKY-LIGHTNING HITS SANDY LANDS!
Big magic-box tribes, like mighty Nvidia and Alphabet, shut their work-caves and run fast to help their hand-helpers. This after big boom-boom fire-sticks from far-off tribes hit the hot, sandy lands.
BIG NEWS! SHINY-ROCK TRADING! ACCENTURE-TRIBE GRABS MAGIC-BOXES OF FAST-AIR AND BROKEN-SKY FOR PILES OF SMOOTH-STONES!
Accenture-Tribe, the wise shamans of glowing rocks, has traded many shiny-rocks to claim Ookla-Tribe's magic-boxes, like the Speedtest and Downdetector. This means Ookla's clever ways of seeing fast-air and broken-sky now belong to Accenture-Tribe.
Technology
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BAD MAGIC SPREADS TO SNEAKY SHINY-ROCK USERS! GRUG ANGRY, TRIBE WATCHFUL!
Great shaman-tribes, like the GOOGLE-GATHERERS and the IVERIFY-WATCHERS, have found a tricky bad magic called Coruna. This dark-spell makes old shiny-rock talking-boxes weak by finding many small cracks in their ancient spirit-spells.
NEW MAGIC-BOX BRAIN COMING! TRIBESPEOPLE MUST BUY NEW SHINY-ROCKS, MAYBE FOREVER PAY FOR OLD BRAIN! BIG SHINY-SHELL PROBLEM!
Big new magic-box brain, called 'Windy-Stones Twelve,' might wake up when two more suns have passed. This new brain needs stronger shiny-rock brains inside our thinking-boxes, and maybe we pay shiny-shells for it like we pay for good fire-wood, not just once.
Entertainment
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FIRE-NEWS! MUCH BARE-SKIN SIGHTING AT FAR-LAND FANCY-CLOTH WALK-PATH! NIPPLES PEEK, TRIBE SHOCK!
Far-land tribe make big show of cloth-wraps for cold-season, year of two-six after big hunt, but much surprise! Cloths very small, very see-through, show pointy-bits and shiny-rock strings on no-fur bottoms!
Sports
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BIG-CHIEF BICKERSTAFF ROAR AT SHADOW-WHISPERER! PISTONS LEADER ANGRY AT COWARD-WORDS AFTER SHINY-ROCK GAME!
Big-Chief Bickerstaff, leader of the Pistons-tribe, make loud angry sounds at a shadow-talker who whisper bad words about his warriors. This happen after the Cavs-tribe fail to win the ball-game, even with big-chiefs away from fight.
Man-Jones Finds New Fire! Big-Tribe's Old Spear-Thrower Gets Many Shiny-Rocks Again!
Long ago, Big-Tribe pushed Spear-Thrower Jones from their fire-circle, and all thought his days of many shiny-rocks were gone. But now, the spirits smile on Man-Jones again, and his hands hold much shiny-rock!
FIRE-NEWS! Big-Brain Law-Shamans Offer Peace-Rock Deal to Twelve Who Cheated in Fast-Beast-Baller Stone-Game!
Big-Brain Law-Shamans talk on Sun-Day-Two, say they give special peace-rock promise to twelve of the many thirty-one who cause trouble. This big stink is about bad-magic stone-games, where famous round-ball throwers Billups and Jones got caught in sticky-mud.
BIG SWAP! FROZEN-LAND WILD TRIBE SNAGS MIGHTY McARRON FROM RIVER-FISH TRIBE FOR FUTURE-ROCK!
Great chief Bill Guerin, the loud-roarer of the Frozen-Land Wild Tribe, made a huge trade! He gave away a shiny future-rock to the River-Fish Tribe to bring a mighty strong-arm hunter, Michael McCarron, to our ice-pond games.
Science
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BIG SICK-WATER MOUNTAIN ECHO-NUS ROARS AGAIN! ANGRY EARTH SPITS! LONG SLEEP ENDS, SKY-REACHING FIRE-WATER RETURNS!
Big water-spit mountain, Echo-nus, far away in shaky-ground land, woke up with loud roar. It spat angry hot sick-water high to sun, first time since many cold moons ago, after long sleep!
