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Bad business make food cost big. Trump give big pile rocks.

Movie tribe big fight get more messy.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Big Question For High Court: Fed What Thing?

Big Chief want fire easy. Court hard think. How hide money from Big Chief hand?

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Big Law Place Ask Take More Ax Money Limit Rule

Red tribe chief want more shiny rock. Party no stop give to talk-man.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Big Rock Judge Ask Why NY Ban Spirit No Shot.

Big Court tell Small Court look at ban for New York school strong jab rule.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025

World

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Mexico Guard man kill three other Guard men in Michoacan land.

Guard Man kill three friends. Shoot in Mexico. Big boss say true.

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AP News Dec 09, 2025
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Japan make many boom stick island close Taiwan stop China

China bad. Japan get big army, many weapons. Biggest war-force in many long suns.

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Bloomberg.com Dec 09, 2025
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Zelenskiy, Europe Men See Little Good London Talk

Europe Man happy. Use Russia ice money soon. London talk. But US Europe no agree Kyiv safe.

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Bloomberg.com Dec 08, 2025
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Yellow line cut Gaza. Trump plan make new Israel border. Army boss say.

Man say Israel hold current spots. Israel control much land. More than half now.

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The Guardian Dec 08, 2025

Politics

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Moon Night Fight: Bird Tribe vs Lightning Tribe

Me best place for Denver Broncos. Good news, rumors, stats, scores. Fan speak, fan see.

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Mile High Report Dec 09, 2025
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Netflix WB Trade Good! Trump Say Yes! Smart Man Say.

Old Man Lipman, from Big Rule Place, See No Big Stop for Netflix Take Warner Bros.

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Deadline Dec 09, 2025
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Nvidia Get US OK. H200 Smart Chip Go China.

Trump say OK, Nvidia chip go China. China pay Trump big shiny rock. Nvidia make much berry.

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Bloomberg.com Dec 09, 2025
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Heisman Prize: Best men know before big shiny rock give.

Heisman strong men now! Ball fun end. Who go big place for shiny prize!

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On3 Dec 09, 2025

Nation

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Tina: Big Judge say NO free. Only Trump friend stay in cave for vote bad do.

Big Law Man no let Tina Peters go. Trump friend bad election do. Stay in prison rock place.

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CNN Dec 09, 2025
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Trump say Mexico pay more stuff-tax. Or trouble!

Trump chief say Mexico bad to American farmer. Trump use favorite big tax club against Mexico!

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CNN Dec 09, 2025
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Judge say Trump stop wind energy, no good.

Big Chief say no tall wind sticks on Chief land, water. Wise man say dumb!

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The New York Times Dec 08, 2025
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Habba, friend of Trump, quit big law man job in Jersey.

Habba Say "Me Go Now." Must Keep Big Work-Place Stand Good, No Break. Me Love This Work-Place Very M

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The Washington Post Dec 08, 2025

Business

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Pepsico Big Tribe: Price Less! Many Eat-Drink Go Away. Big Boss Man Say Do This Deal.

PepsiCo make food cost down. Get rid of some food. Big investor man say do deal.

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AP News Dec 09, 2025
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Ship man dead. Drink, drink, 33 drinks! Lawsuit say bad, bad!

Ship man give too much drink. Man fall down, wobbly, fast. Law say bad.

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CBS News Dec 08, 2025
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Trump speak. Netflix, Paramount chase Warner Bros. now.

Trump Speak Again. Big News Box Link. Trump No Pick One, No Pick Other.

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Deadline Dec 08, 2025
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Money rocks no big change. Wall Street big win for two suns. See what happen now.

Big Three Numbers Up. Two Sun-Cycles Win. Yes, Win!

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CNBC Dec 08, 2025

Technology

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Big Shop Two-Use Flat Rock Cheap! Was Many Rock, Now Few Rock. Big Save Winter!

WALMART GIVE! TABLET-COMPUTER NOW CHEAP, $99! WAS $230! TAKE FOR WORK, FOR SCHOOL!

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Athlon Sports Dec 08, 2025
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Game good. Must come, must go. No stay.

Horror game ban. Steam Epic say no. People big mad. Me play. Not big deal.

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Kotaku Dec 08, 2025
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Many good thing for magic box, no just play game.

Deck play game. But more! Make sound, read word, small brain box. You use all!

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bgr.com Dec 08, 2025
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Halo Four Year Old. Me Sad Now.

Halo game. Was big good dream. Not now. Me see.

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Kotaku Dec 08, 2025

Entertainment

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Mila say neighbors complain all day long. Me HOA boss. Them no thank me!

Big Star Mila Kunis, Boss Beverly Hills Home Tribe. Fix Stink, Fix Path.

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Yahoo Dec 08, 2025
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Studio No Want More Avatar Movies

Cameron yell at studio. Studio no like four Avatar movies. Cameron say yes, me make four!

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Variety Dec 08, 2025
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Netflix Boss no like Paramount offer. Him big strong sure WBD deal good.

NET FLIX BOSS MAN TALK BIG CHIEF MUCH. SAY HIM GOOD DARK ROOM WHEN HIM BOSS FILM CAVE.

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Fortune Dec 08, 2025
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Trump say big deal Netflix-Warner, maybe big problem. Ugh.

This new deal make Netflix strong. Netflix is world's biggest watch TV service. Stay there always.

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BBC News Dec 08, 2025

Sports

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Rivers go to Colts. Try to prove self. Hear many speak.

Rivers make big NFL many suns, 17. Last play for Colts team, far back two zero two zero.

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WRAL Dec 09, 2025
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Herbert Chargers play Eagles. Hand fixed. Him good.

Herbert, Chargers throw-man, hand bone broken. Doc-fix one sun-cycle past. Now ready, play big bird

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ESPN Dec 09, 2025
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Colts see old thrower man Philip Rivers.

Colts want old thrower Rivers. He come. Throw ball for Colts. See if arm good. Maybe play soon.

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ESPN Dec 09, 2025
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Tomlin say: You want Rodgers for big battle on day like Sunday.

STEELER LOSE BIG! COACH JOB SAFE? RODGERS ARM BROKEN, STILL HIT BALL?

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NBCSports.com Dec 08, 2025

Science

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Moon shape now explain. Moon look like what many sleeps?

See moon look like day far. When big round moon come again next?

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Mashable Dec 09, 2025
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Look! New fire-rock from deep space. Come very close to ground soon.

Big sky eyes see new space rock pic. Rock close Earth now!

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KSL News Dec 08, 2025
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Smart man make small power strong deep inside us. Want old time go slow.

TEXAS MEN FIND WAY MAKE OLD BODY STRONG. HELP OLD MAN NO GET SICK, NO GET WEAK.

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WBFF Dec 08, 2025
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Ugh! Man find much many dino foot marks! Big place!

People say long ago, big three-toe prints. Strong monster make. Claw make hole in hard rock!

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ABC News Dec 08, 2025

Health

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Iowa school no class. Bad sick. Two suns.

School boss say many small ones, many big ones sick. One-third of all gone. Sickness bad.

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KCCI Dec 08, 2025
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Big Chief Say: You Go Four Lands, Bug Sick Come, No Cure!

Ugh! World sick bug many! Hot land many sick. Bad fly bite make 155 people dead!

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Yahoo Dec 08, 2025
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Big Man say: No go! Sick bug in four lands!

CDC warn: No travel Cuba, many far lands. Bad bug make many, many world people sick.

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Fox News Dec 08, 2025
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19-sun boy die. Bad blood sick from tiny bad thing. World sad, bright light gone.

Cailin gone. Rare blood make her sick. Body weak inside. Cannot fight bad sickness.

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AOL.com Dec 08, 2025

Golf

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Big, Big mammoth hunt! Many, many shiny rocks! Biggest cave! Fire ALL time! Never hungry!

Big show. Mountain head. Fire-maker Jesse strong. Shiny rock, big ice-house show who's big boss. Lots of mammoth tusks. Tiny, tiny tribe, top of top.

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NY Times May 31, 2025
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Big Trump club in far land. Land people break own rules for Trump. Why?

Trump make strong chief. Trump smash wall between tribe stuff and rock trade. Trump say "Big ouch-stick" to other tribes. Other tribes scared. Other tribes give shiny rocks to Trump cave.

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NY Times May 25, 2025
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Me want! Ugh. Big chief think like this. All time.

Ug. "Putt" like "plane." Him see same. Word make understand.

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NY Times May 17, 2025
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Snead, club-hitter, kin of big Sam, gone to hunting grounds, age many moons.

Him know, never be big like Sam Snead. But him win eight big hunts, PGA. Then win four more old man hunts.

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NY Times May 09, 2025

Fashion

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Andy Warhol Him Watches

Art Man big famous, not just quick time. Him got many clock-things, big 300.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Britain Get New Rail Clock. First Many Sun.

Clock show fast-move mark. Take train two-arrow sign. Old way remember.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Rolex Story 120 Watch Show

JAMES DOWLING, BIG SMART MAN KNOW FANCY SWISS WATCH, BOOK TELL HOW HE GATHER SHINY TIME FOR 40 SUNS.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Man Make Watch. Him See Big, Strong Machines.

Jason Wilbur brand. It born from new car idea. Also big sky flying machine style.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025

Food

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We Eat 23 Best Food All Big Land Next Sun

Fish crunchy, noodle cut. Many good food for me, from long sun-circle of eat time.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Us eat 14 very good sweet stuff. Go many big land. Next sun.

Sweet goo cake, red fruit pie, many more good yummy eat. Me like best this year.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Plant Liver Food for All Tribe at Hanukkah Fire Table.

This food good-good! Like old food story. But no liver. Now green bean and hard nut.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025
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Me see Yewande Komolafe recipe. Me want eat. Me add to week dinner menu now.

Crowd already love woman's new one-pan hot bird meat, good mushroom.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025

Travel

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Travel Man No Want Give. Him Machine.

Travel AI make fake talk cheap, look real. Human talker fear. AI push human out.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Boeing get Spirit. Spirit make big parts for Boeing now.

Big Plane Chief Get Body Make Tribe. Tribe Make Big Bird Body. Big Bird Part Fly Gone Two Sun Ago.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025
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New Body Scan. You No Need Passport Book Out Of Pocket.

Face magic! Airport scan face, you fly big plane fast, far away. No wait!

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025
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Food place pick how, you far from cave?

No waste eat, bad tourist trap! Wise men show you find good food, like real local.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025

Books

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Big Win, Big Sad, Woman Strong on Big Water

Book call 'Wife'. Author tell great story. Woman Mary Ann, first woman captain fast boat.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Book for child, with pictures. Me tell grown-up good, always.

Marshall George Martha Book. Friends change other friend. Book smart. Book show deep bond.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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Good Good Love Story New Sun

Columnist man big love for these book. Best of this sun.

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NY Times Dec 09, 2025
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You Know What Place In Big World These Cold White Pictures Are From?

Book many big moment in cold snow place. You try quiz, know new book story?

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025

Automobiles

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Donald Petersen, 97 winters, save big Ford metal wagon, now dead.

Tough war man, old work. Bad car company he make big money. Best car maker, all world.

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NY Times Dec 08, 2025
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Desert once big risk, now power rocks all over land, many.

Big power stone put hot sand Chile. Many suns back. Now cost small. All men use more all world.

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NY Times Dec 05, 2025
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Trump say gas for car. Biden sky good rule, him make go.

Chief say make car drive rule weak. No like get more electric car. Say bad trick.

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NY Times Dec 03, 2025
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Car Great Find: Engine no need shiny dirt from far China.

Car tribe tired of big tribe rules. Want new strong rock for motor, not old kind.

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NY Times Nov 24, 2025