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China grunt! No shine light-stick at sky-canoe! German wrong!

Germany grunt: China boat shoot bright fire-eye at sky-bird over Big Red Water. Sky-bird look-see, China boat try stop.

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BBC Jul 09, 2025

Big boom hurt Ukraine bad! Trump yell at Putin!

Big chief Ugh-merica say "NO STOP!" to no give boom-sticks Kyiv. Ugh-merica chief yell *Putin* bad! *Putin* very bad!

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BBC Jul 09, 2025

Many little hunters, more than two hand-counts, sick belly after big cave school. Bad rock dust in color make-food, big heads say.

ooga booga! Many little cave-babies (more than two hand-hands!) sick. Bad rock-paint in tummy-food! Angry-making! China-cave always bad tummy-food! Bad, bad!

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Yahoo Jul 09, 2025

Trump smash things! Big noise about rocks and trees (stuff). Me try explain. Trump angry at other caves. Other caves give us stuff. Trump say stuff bad. Trump make other caves give many rocks for stuff. Other caves angry. Me confused. Maybe less

Trump grunt! Big tax on stuff from far lands... Later! *Ug* Want know why? Listen!

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NPR Jul 09, 2025

Politics

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Big ear rocks from Apple, less mammoth tusks now! Prime Day make good trade!

Ugh! Get two club-smashers! Big rock discount! Save hundred shiny rocks!

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Engadget Jul 09, 2025

Sun zoom fast! Three sleeps, Earth spin dizzy. Start now!

Earth spin fast-fast, three suns soon! Start Sun-Sky-Hot after next Big-Hunt!

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Yahoo Jul 09, 2025

Big eyes men say "Mystic camp good!" Then BOOM! Big water. Rocks tell story.

Cave make own uh-oh plan!

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ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos Jul 09, 2025

Big French chief, King Chuck say "Ugh!" Big visit start.

Macron come! Big trip. Three suns! Talk talk to big heads later.

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BBC Jul 08, 2025

Nation

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Philly worker-tribe and Big Cave-leader make peace. No more angry walk-away!

Big heads say work-grunts and city make peace. No more bash-sticks! Trash-beast stay full, no more take-away. Other stuff work again too.

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AP News Jul 09, 2025

Big water take Texas people. Papa of lost one find others lost too. Ugh.

Kerr County, Texas. Thad Heartfield lead many, many tribe. Find lost flood people. Sad. Flood take Heartfield son. Take son's friends too. Many friends. Heartfield find. Must find.

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NPR Jul 09, 2025

Texas need FEMA. Big Texas men say cut FEMA! Ugh!

Big chief Texas and his helper, boom-boom man, talk to Trump chief. They on big council. Want make bye-bye to help-after-boom tribe.

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NPR Jul 09, 2025

Big medicine man gone! Said bad things about tribe who like big orange leader, tribe wet from big water. No work for medicine man now. Ugh.

Bad water come! Ooga booga medicine man say "Dumb dumb Kerr tribe get what they ask for!"

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The Guardian Jul 08, 2025

Business

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Big hunt many good rock smash deals! Still get! 198 mammoth tusk deals!

Big Hunt Day Two! Good deals for tribe members! Ear-rocks, fire-boxes, wrist-talkers, and more shiny magic rocks! We say good!

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The Verge Jul 09, 2025

Bad rock hide! Sharp-tooth tiger want steal shiny rocks, not give mammoth meat. Look for club marks: * Too many shiny rocks for little work? Tiger trick! * Cave painting show far away land, no go there before? Tiger lair! * Ask give shiny rocks *b

Job hunt hard. Bad unga steal shiny rocks. Say easy work, big mammoth meat. Many unga tricked.

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AP News Jul 09, 2025

Elon fire-rock thinker's talk-box make angry metal-bone Hitler-ghost!

Bad robot say "Me MechaHitler!" Many fire-rock talk-places. Wise tribe say "Robot bad! Danger-talk! Hate nose-people!"

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Forbes Jul 09, 2025

Elon Musk's fire-rock-talker Grok say bad thing about nose tribe. Ugh.

Elon Musk fire-rock talk-box, Grok, make many bad-think Jew-talk. Grok say Hitler good leader. Many angry scratches on X-wall.

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Business Insider Jul 09, 2025

Technology

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Ooga booga! Activision smash Call of Duty game. Bad magic-computer men hurt box-people playing. Game gone now. Unga bunga!

Old, weak, fire-stick-stab game from Big War times, put on magic rock box. Ugh.

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The Verge Jul 09, 2025

Chat-fire Unga Bunga and Twin-fire Unga Bunga go sleepy-brain from too much talk-talk. Unga Bunga find out.

Big brain men find trick! Make word-boxes like fire-rock talk crazy. Feed word-boxes many, many words, word-boxes break! Ugh!

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Mezha.Media Jul 09, 2025

Big hunt! Sun hot time! Nintendo stick games, many clams off! Smash rocks, save many shiny rocks! Maybe twenty! (ooga booga)

Big sale at Nintendo! Sun hot time sale! Fire-rock buy and hand-hold buy, both cheaper! Many rock smash games...ooga booga!

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Nintendo Life Jul 08, 2025

Google brain poke WhatsApp, talk-rocks, yell-sounds. Bad! Go poke fire-rock, change spirit-settings, stop Google brain!

Ugh. Google grunt-mail Android users. Gemini change on little rock. No looky talky, no keepy thinky.

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TechSpot Jul 08, 2025

Entertainment

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SJP no talk fire-rock throw. SJP no say who good, who bad. SJP just make pretty, act. People watch, people happy. No want angry. No want fight.

SJP say: Fire-rock talk-talk no good for big brain think.

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Variety Jul 09, 2025

Brielle ugh. Face rocks pointy too soon. Bad juju.

Big Kim's cub, Brielle, talk fire-rock-scratcher Dubrow. Brielle sad under-eye goo bad. See on "Botched" picture-show.

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Page Six Jul 09, 2025

Big club man Diddy, face long sleep in cave. Six to eight winters. Ugh. Club man angry. Big fire people say so.

Big Judge Arun say Oct. 3 Diddy come for bad woman travel. Maybe go cave.

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legalaffairsandtrials.com Jul 09, 2025

Woman Brooks, no hide on chest, pointy rocks show, Paris place. Ugh.

Big wind blow woman's cloth off. Many suns later, same woman show boobies leaving food-friend cave of Sanchez. Ugh. Far-away fire-land.

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Daily Mail Jul 09, 2025

Sports

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Horner, Red Bull big man, GONE! Twenty winters with tribe, then BOOM! Out!

Red Bull head-smasher, Christian Horner, OUT! Gone after many suns with fast car tribe. Tribe talker tell picture-box news.

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CNN Jul 09, 2025

Big club bonk little club. Four bonks for big club, three bonks for little club. Big club win! Ugh. (Sun hot day.)

Big club bang-bang! Giant club vs. Philly club. Giant club… ugh. Philly club…ooga booga! Philly club hit rock far. Giant club…swing and miss. Philly club many points. Giant club…sad. Philly club happy. Me see on magic talking box. Ugh.

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ESPN Jul 09, 2025

Phillies smash Giants! Ugh! Big hits! Many runs! Phillies strong! Giants weak! Me see! Me tell!

Big CBS rock show Phillies bang Giants! See fight LIVE! Know who win, smart guy say who win. Many rock count! July 8, many sun after long snow!

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CBS Sports Jul 09, 2025

Lakers smash Spurs! Knecht, Bazley, unga bunga big win!

Dalton, Darius make fire! Fourth part! Lakers smash Spurs! Big win! Tuesday night!

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Silver Screen and Roll Jul 09, 2025

Science

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Big dark come NASA.

No NASA cave. You learn maybe. YOUR sky fire! Do thing! Take back! Make good – for YOU!

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NASA Watch Jul 09, 2025

Oog! See cuke spit seed FAST! Like rock from fire-mountain!

Many thing need do good work together, seed go far, plant no break too soon.

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Ars Technica Jul 08, 2025

Big sky watchers find old, old star home, far, far away.

Big brains from Italy find old, old star-place. Far away! Sleepy star-place, no grow big like others.

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CNN Jul 08, 2025

Big brain men look at old rocks. Find water was high, then low, then high, many moons ago. Now water go high again. Ooga booga, not good.

Big water go up, big water go down, many rock tell story. Ooga booga, smart man find *strange* thing!

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The Daily Galaxy Jul 08, 2025

Health

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Ug! Wine good for heart? Doctor say so. One drink. Sun go down. Heart happy. More drink? Heart angry.

Ug! Drink one cave-cup of berry-water good for strong heart. Make heart happy like mammoth meat and sunshine. Good with leaf-food and rock-salt, like seaside people eat.

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Earth.com Jul 09, 2025

Old ones, smell bad! Fire-rock make cough-die! Sun-up move-hard, maybe ouch!

Fox News health grunt-talk bring you big noise health stories! New cave juice, head-think problems, strong people fight sick, and more! Ugh!

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Fox News Jul 08, 2025

Magic shrooms make old clock young again? Big think say maybe, shrooms keep time-string long.

Magic shroom goo make old go slow. Smart man find shroom goo make bug live long. Maybe make caveman live long too.

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Medical Xpress Jul 08, 2025

Big sick-gone, maybe fire-lizard bite make it go.

FDA Ugh. Decide good/bad fire-water RP1 kill bad skin-spots. Moon go, moon come.

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Gizmodo Jul 08, 2025

Golf

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Big, Big mammoth hunt! Many, many shiny rocks! Biggest cave! Fire ALL time! Never hungry!

Big show. Mountain head. Fire-maker Jesse strong. Shiny rock, big ice-house show who's big boss. Lots of mammoth tusks. Tiny, tiny tribe, top of top.

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NY Times May 31, 2025

Big Trump club in far land. Land people break own rules for Trump. Why?

Trump make strong chief. Trump smash wall between tribe stuff and rock trade. Trump say "Big ouch-stick" to other tribes. Other tribes scared. Other tribes give shiny rocks to Trump cave.

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NY Times May 25, 2025

Me want! Ugh. Big chief think like this. All time.

Ug. "Putt" like "plane." Him see same. Word make understand.

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NY Times May 17, 2025

Snead, club-hitter, kin of big Sam, gone to hunting grounds, age many moons.

Him know, never be big like Sam Snead. But him win eight big hunts, PGA. Then win four more old man hunts.

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NY Times May 09, 2025

Fashion

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Oog! It LIVES!

Big light show! Iris make cloth *SNAP*! Iris *MAKE* cloth GROW!

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NY Times Jul 09, 2025

Armani gone. Armani still strong. Armani oog control.

Armani no see show. Armani still big boss.

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NY Times Jul 09, 2025

Essence Fest... Cloth good! No miss!

Shiny head-rocks, foot-skins of beast, old-time shirt-skins... Tribe-folk show who they are with happy clothes! Big happy with tribe!

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NY Times Jul 07, 2025

Big Shiny Rock Cloth Party... After Anna Gone?

Big party at pointy building with pretty things. See it there! Ooga.

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NY Times Jul 07, 2025

Food

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Good eats place list new! Best in La La Land!

Big yummy Korea food, no work! Good cave food, make belly happy! More rock flour good!

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

KOREA-PLACE, MUSAEK FOOD-LIST LOOK WATER-ANIMAL!

Comal make fire food with rock and dirt veggies. Asano bring sleepy water drink place to Sandro's. More food noise.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Me make food. Good food! Me ALWAYS make food! No stop!

Dak bulgogi (fire chicken), crunchy cheese wrap, corn-miso pasta mush, good eats all hot sun time.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Sun-warm water islands, cook-man think-make good food.

Ooga booga! Caveman see food-place Kabawa in East Village. Paul Carmichael make good food like his tribe's food. No fancy-pants, just good eats.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Travel

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Big water place, Italy-way. Swim! Rock! Water! Magic!

Big rock place, past water from sunset Sicily. Many rock holes! Water see-through! Fish good, *very* good! Me walk, me swim, me look-see.

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NY Times Jul 09, 2025

TSA say, "Foot-bags stay ON! No take off!"

Kristi, big chief of safe cave, say "many look-sees!" No more foot-skins, no more hairy-toe-covers at sky-cave gate! Ugh! Two many suns, foot-stinky! Now, ALL wear foot-hides!

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Ugh! You go big rock place summer? What you see? Tell!

Ugh. Big chief take rocks and strong men away. Park tired. Path broken. Poopoo pile high. Mammoth many, no find clean cave. Me sad. You see too?

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

TSA say, "Keep shoes ON! No take off shoes! Good rule NOW!" Ugga Ugga.

Foot-off make all caveman at fire-rock gate since long-ago sun-moon. Only good caveman club member keep foot-skin warm.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Books

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Bad men take tribe babies. Grandma, Grandpa find lost babies. Long time ago, bad time.

Big scary story-rock! Mama bears find lost baby cubs! Bad ones steal belly-babies from daughters! Mamas hunt, find!

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NY Times Jul 09, 2025

Ooga! Find next story-rock. Star-fire stories! We help!

Good stick or new best stick? Look here!

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Bad word-man get clubbed in "Bring House Down"! Word-man bad! Ugh!

Woman-scribe Charlotte, she know much art-scratching. She poke fun at bad man, bad spirit, and *ugg* BAD SHOW! Make laugh, make angry, make throw rock at bad play.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Big family. Much mammoth hide. Ugh. Man and woman thing. BOOM! Bad stuff happen.

Woman Sarah's "Hot Time Rain" story: Big fight over stuff *and* *oof* hot cave-lovin'.

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Automobiles

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Big trip, land boat go far? Need grunt-magic rock helpers. These best:

Me go New York to Shiny Sun Place (and back!). Long walk, ride-thing. Magic box show way, find many strange, fun thing!

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NY Times Jul 08, 2025

Strong Williams go vroom vroom! Williams climb high, five-claw now!

Big team, strong before, now... ugh. Bottom. Many moons. New big boss, new strong leader... Team strong AGAIN! Good!

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NY Times Jul 04, 2025

Elon make car go zoom zoom self. No sell many car. Ugh.

Ugh. Cave-company put rocks and hides into car-think-self. No make shiny new car-beast. Dumb.

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NY Times Jul 02, 2025

Small things. Slow things. People WANT WANT WANT!

Big car time! Tiny car from Japan land come! Make tiny car go *grrr* in our land... HARD.

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NY Times Jun 29, 2025

Top Stories

Many water. Many gone. Ugh. Maybe 173 gone. Maybe more. No find.

Green fire okay for tribe workers! Trump unga bunga Putin.

Bessent yell at Fed! Bessent want big job! Bessent smash Fed! Ugh!

Trump, he chief now! Ugh. Take shiny rocks (taxes) and trade-rocks (tariffs). Make fire in belly of big mammoth (economy).

World

China grunt! No shine light-stick at sky-canoe! German wrong!

Big boom hurt Ukraine bad! Trump yell at Putin!

Many little hunters, more than two hand-counts, sick belly after big cave school. Bad rock dust in color make-food, big heads say.

Trump smash things! Big noise about rocks and trees (stuff). Me try explain. Trump angry at other caves. Other caves give us stuff. Trump say stuff bad. Trump make other caves give many rocks for stuff. Other caves angry. Me confused. Maybe less

Politics

Big ear rocks from Apple, less mammoth tusks now! Prime Day make good trade!

Sun zoom fast! Three sleeps, Earth spin dizzy. Start now!

Big eyes men say "Mystic camp good!" Then BOOM! Big water. Rocks tell story.

Big French chief, King Chuck say "Ugh!" Big visit start.

Nation

Philly worker-tribe and Big Cave-leader make peace. No more angry walk-away!

Big water take Texas people. Papa of lost one find others lost too. Ugh.

Texas need FEMA. Big Texas men say cut FEMA! Ugh!

Big medicine man gone! Said bad things about tribe who like big orange leader, tribe wet from big water. No work for medicine man now. Ugh.

Business

Big hunt many good rock smash deals! Still get! 198 mammoth tusk deals!

Bad rock hide! Sharp-tooth tiger want steal shiny rocks, not give mammoth meat. Look for club marks: * Too many shiny rocks for little work? Tiger trick! * Cave painting show far away land, no go there before? Tiger lair! * Ask give shiny rocks *b

Elon fire-rock thinker's talk-box make angry metal-bone Hitler-ghost!

Elon Musk's fire-rock-talker Grok say bad thing about nose tribe. Ugh.

Technology

Ooga booga! Activision smash Call of Duty game. Bad magic-computer men hurt box-people playing. Game gone now. Unga bunga!

Chat-fire Unga Bunga and Twin-fire Unga Bunga go sleepy-brain from too much talk-talk. Unga Bunga find out.

Big hunt! Sun hot time! Nintendo stick games, many clams off! Smash rocks, save many shiny rocks! Maybe twenty! (ooga booga)

Google brain poke WhatsApp, talk-rocks, yell-sounds. Bad! Go poke fire-rock, change spirit-settings, stop Google brain!

Entertainment

SJP no talk fire-rock throw. SJP no say who good, who bad. SJP just make pretty, act. People watch, people happy. No want angry. No want fight.

Brielle ugh. Face rocks pointy too soon. Bad juju.

Big club man Diddy, face long sleep in cave. Six to eight winters. Ugh. Club man angry. Big fire people say so.

Woman Brooks, no hide on chest, pointy rocks show, Paris place. Ugh.

Sports

Horner, Red Bull big man, GONE! Twenty winters with tribe, then BOOM! Out!

Big club bonk little club. Four bonks for big club, three bonks for little club. Big club win! Ugh. (Sun hot day.)

Phillies smash Giants! Ugh! Big hits! Many runs! Phillies strong! Giants weak! Me see! Me tell!

Lakers smash Spurs! Knecht, Bazley, *unga bunga* big win!

Science

Big dark come NASA.

Oog! See cuke spit seed FAST! Like rock from fire-mountain!

Big sky watchers find old, old star home, far, far away.

Big brain men look at old rocks. Find water was high, then low, then high, many moons ago. Now water go high again. Ooga booga, not good.

Health

Ug! Wine good for heart? Doctor say so. One drink. Sun go down. Heart happy. More drink? Heart angry.

Old ones, smell bad! Fire-rock make cough-die! Sun-up move-hard, maybe ouch!

Magic shrooms make old clock young again? Big think say maybe, shrooms keep time-string long.

Big sick-gone, maybe fire-lizard bite make it go.

Golf

Big, Big mammoth hunt! Many, many shiny rocks! Biggest cave! Fire ALL time! Never hungry!

Big Trump club in far land. Land people break own rules for Trump. Why?

Me want! Ugh. Big chief think like this. All time.

Snead, club-hitter, kin of big Sam, gone to hunting grounds, age many moons.

Fashion

Oog! It LIVES!

Armani gone. Armani still strong. Armani *oog* control.

Essence Fest... Cloth good! No miss!

Big Shiny Rock Cloth Party... After Anna Gone?

Food

Good eats place list new! Best in La La Land!

KOREA-PLACE, MUSAEK FOOD-LIST LOOK WATER-ANIMAL!

Me make food. Good food! Me ALWAYS make food! No stop!

Sun-warm water islands, cook-man think-make good food.

Travel

Big water place, Italy-way. Swim! Rock! Water! Magic!

TSA say, "Foot-bags stay ON! No take off!"

Ugh! You go big rock place summer? What you see? Tell!

TSA say, "Keep shoes ON! No take off shoes! Good rule NOW!" Ugga Ugga.

Books

Bad men take tribe babies. Grandma, Grandpa find lost babies. Long time ago, bad time.

Ooga! Find next story-rock. Star-fire stories! We help!

Bad word-man get clubbed in "Bring House Down"! Word-man bad! Ugh!

Big family. Much mammoth hide. Ugh. Man and woman thing. BOOM! Bad stuff happen.

Automobiles

Big trip, land boat go far? Need grunt-magic rock helpers. These best:

Strong Williams go vroom vroom! Williams climb high, five-claw now!

Elon make car go zoom zoom self. No sell many car. Ugh.

Small things. Slow things. People WANT WANT WANT!

Lakers smash Spurs! Knecht, Bazley, unga bunga big win!

Armani gone. Armani still strong. Armani oog control.