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Big trip, land boat go far? Need grunt-magic rock helpers. These best:

Me go New York to Shiny Sun Place (and back!). Long walk, ride-thing. Magic box show way, find many strange, fun thing!

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NY TimesJul 08, 2025
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Strong Williams go vroom vroom! Williams climb high, five-claw now!

Big team, strong before, now... ugh. Bottom. Many moons. New big boss, new strong leader... Team strong AGAIN! Good!

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NY TimesJul 04, 2025
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Elon make car go zoom zoom self. No sell many car. Ugh.

Ugh. Cave-company put rocks and hides into car-think-self. No make shiny new car-beast. Dumb.

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NY TimesJul 02, 2025
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Small things. Slow things. People WANT WANT WANT!

Big car time! Tiny car from Japan land come! Make tiny car go *grrr* in our land... HARD.

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NY TimesJun 29, 2025
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Ug! Government give shiny rocks for car thing everyone GRUNT about? Stop?!

Trump-ooga EPA-ooga smash good-rock credit for sleep-wake car-beast. Car-beast drink much fire-water.

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NY TimesJun 26, 2025
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Ford keep fire-rock cave even if hairy chiefs smash tax bone.

Ford make new fire-rock-car cave in Michigan. Maybe no get shiny rocks from Big Chief Trump and his tribe. Trump tribe say no shiny rocks for new cave.

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NY TimesJun 23, 2025
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Metal beast carry lazy furless in fire-rock city! Ugh! Not many metal beast yet.

Big-wheely things have watch-rocks, no go when sky angry. Not like magic go-carts Elon-talk say. More cave-bound.

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NY TimesJun 22, 2025
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Car mix-strong, ugh! First dumb, now many wheel-turn.

Car make fire-wagons and car buy-men look hard again at mix-wagons. First want zoom-only wagons, now think mix-wagons good too.

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NY TimesJun 20, 2025
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Shiny Rock Alone Time: Go Round Sardinia With Vroom-Vroom Rock.

Big eye-hunter go walk-about. Follow salty-rock-face, big water around island. Not Italy-place. Other-place. Lookie what eye-hunter see!

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NY TimesJun 19, 2025
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Trump oog smash rock, make fire bad for boom-boom make shiny rock. Shiny rock no zoom zoom.

Big rock make fire boxes slow build. China rock bad! Less shiny rocks for fire box make. Ugh!

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NY TimesJun 16, 2025
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Big car fast go zoom Le Mans! Head turn. Aston Martin back! Oooga!

Big race win long ago, many moons. Shelby man drive fast! Now new zoom-thing come, Valkyrie. Look like spirit-beast!

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NY TimesJun 13, 2025
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Big race long time. Getting ready long time too.

Tribe make ready for next big run sun after last big run sun go down.

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NY TimesJun 13, 2025
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Mick Schumacher smash fast car long race!

Schumacher strong-son, fast car-chief son, leave fast car-group, join Alpine car-group. Big sleep-no race, big test!

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NY TimesJun 13, 2025
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Ugh. Zap-zap car juice make caveman head hurt. Big make fire box slow, angry. Maybe fire box less angry soon? Good.

Zap-juice box for zoom-zoom rock find easy now. Work good too, not just for shiny zoom-zoom rock.

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NY TimesJun 12, 2025
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Trump, Musk. Ugh. Fight! Bad for zoom-zoom rock car.

Car make uh, sell less, rock not much. Big chief, him angry now. Ugh.

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NY TimesJun 07, 2025
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Big rock tax on shiny metal make club and pot maker GRUNT! Club maker angry, pot maker sad. Thing cost more! Maybe club maker use less shiny, maybe pot maker find new shiny. Maybe everyone ANGRY! Ugh.

Builder of cave, maker of roll-rock, maker of shiny food-hold... all pay more for rock and stuff. Maybe make you pay more too. Ugh.

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NY TimesJun 04, 2025
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Elon Musk go bye-bye White House. Tesla angry people still GRUNT! No done fight!

Angry unga at fire-wagon-maker cave say go make big noise *more* places, no just shiny wagon cave.

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NY TimesJun 03, 2025
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Big chief Holland go bye-bye little bit. New big chief come later. Old chief still watch cave till then.

Hairy back man Wilders, make angry fist at other cavemen. Wilders say "NO!" to sharing fire with cavemen who want keep out new wanderers. Wilders take his club and go own way.

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AP NewsJun 03, 2025
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Big boom! Water-fire hurt bridge. Crimea-Russia path broken! Ukraine tribe strong!

Big boom! Putin's bridge, from 2018, *very* broken. Kyiv's sneaky-men say so.

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The GuardianJun 03, 2025
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Big bird runner Saquon jump GOOD! He on shiny box now! RAWR!

Big bird runner Saquon, him jump good, him on front of fire-rock Madden 26.

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ESPNJun 02, 2025
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