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SJP no talk fire-rock throw. SJP no say who good, who bad. SJP just make pretty, act. People watch, people happy. No want angry. No want fight.

SJP say: Fire-rock talk-talk no good for big brain think.

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Brielle ugh. Face rocks pointy too soon. Bad juju.

Big Kim's cub, Brielle, talk fire-rock-scratcher Dubrow. Brielle sad under-eye goo bad. See on "Botched" picture-show.

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Big club man Diddy, face long sleep in cave. Six to eight winters. Ugh. Club man angry. Big fire people say so.

Big Judge Arun say Oct. 3 Diddy come for bad woman travel. Maybe go cave.

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Woman Brooks, no hide on chest, pointy rocks show, Paris place. Ugh.

Big wind blow woman's cloth off. Many suns later, same woman show boobies leaving food-friend cave of Sanchez. Ugh. Far-away fire-land.

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Big music woman say oog oog about fire-heart with taken man. Woman say "Me cheated too!" Ugh.

Her, mate-have. Other her, mate-have. Later, two her, mate-make.

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Gunn good! New fire-sky stories strong! Cave-people happy!

Big noise for Sun-god rock throw! Corenswet, Brosnahan, good! Moon go small, then big, then small again before Sun-god show.

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Lochte's new woman GRUNT! Other woman say bad thing! LIE! New woman ANGRY! Lochte GOOD! Other woman BAD!

Lochte's old woman, Kayla, say bad stuff, "cheat cheat!" Lochte's *new* woman, Molly, say "unga bunga! No!"

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Gunn say Superman come from other place! Big angry Ughs stomp feet, make fire hot in belly! Gunn fight back! Ugh Ugh!

Gunn grunt! Fire-hair man say Superman rock come from sky! Other cavemen angry! Gunn make more noise!

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Big Strong Man movie, Gunn make. Good color! Happy! DC strong again!

Sky-thing! Big metal sky-thing! James Gunn make fire new Superman! Oog!

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Oog! Gunn say Superman need color! Need joy! Like sun bright! Not dark, like cave! More light! Happy!

Sky-thing! Big metal sky-thing! James Gunn make new Superman! Ugh!

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Cierra gone! Angry words. Skin color bad talk. Island no good for Cierra. Cierra go home.

Cierra Ortega's tribe elders say bad week. Hurty words on talking-stone. Bad spirits.

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Lauryn Hill sing good in big empty cave. Sun gone, gone, gone! Essence fest late, late, late! Lauryn sing till fire high, high, high!

Art-man go big cave, New Hot Water place, after other boom-boom men, sun go down, many sleeps ago.

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Cierra (Love Island girl) gone! Her cave-folk angry! Mama, Papa say "Be nice!"

Cierra Ugh! Parents see angry words at fire-haired girl. Want good feelings, not bad feelings. Fire-haired girl gone from love cave.

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Woman pretty, also bleed. Good! Brooks say, "All woman bleed, Unga Bunga!" Good Brooks!

Big Woman Chief, talk straight, good for all woman.

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Ugh! Woman, many winters old, from fire-box show, now look different. See in big hunting grounds. Who dis?

Woman, she good in fire-shadow box, Bond. Kill stick, Dalton time. Ugh.

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Mama make picture of boy-child play with tiny brothers. Ugh. Not know last picture time. Sad.

Moon go round four times, after Alli Skrbek see moving picture, Alex Fornerod, her son, cave sleep forever, age two hand two.

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Ugh. Fast rocks make Sophia's roll-bug go boom. Cave-police grunt, point finger at fast rocks.

Fast car maybe smash. Sophia, Jenner friend, gone. Cavemen with badges look.

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Bad Sharon say NO to greedy band! No play at Ozzy's bye-bye bone-sing! Ungh!

Big talk-rock say before fire-show, ooga booga mouth-woman say other unga bunga want lots of shiny rocks.

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Cro-Magnon Marko make bad song. Many Cro-Magnon make bad hand sign. Big noise-make. Unga bunga bad.

Big Cro-Magnon singer, many, many fans, make bad arm-up like bad fire-rock tribe. Big noise-together in Zagreb. Other people grunt, no like.

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Cro-Magnon singer, many tribe-mates, make bad arm-up sky-point at big noise-make.

Big crooner, many like, make angry at big sing-song. Crooner and his tribe do bad hand thing, like bad old pointy-heads. Pointy-heads make sad caves for people, very bad.

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