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Big, Big mammoth hunt! Many, many shiny rocks! Biggest cave! Fire ALL time! Never hungry!

Big show. Mountain head. Fire-maker Jesse strong. Shiny rock, big ice-house show who's big boss. Lots of mammoth tusks. Tiny, tiny tribe, top of top.

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NY TimesMay 31, 2025
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Big Trump club in far land. Land people break own rules for Trump. Why?

Trump make strong chief. Trump smash wall between tribe stuff and rock trade. Trump say "Big ouch-stick" to other tribes. Other tribes scared. Other tribes give shiny rocks to Trump cave.

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NY TimesMay 25, 2025
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Me want! Ugh. Big chief think like this. All time.

Ug. "Putt" like "plane." Him see same. Word make understand.

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NY TimesMay 17, 2025
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Snead, club-hitter, kin of big Sam, gone to hunting grounds, age many moons.

Him know, never be big like Sam Snead. But him win eight big hunts, PGA. Then win four more old man hunts.

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NY TimesMay 09, 2025
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Big hitter Jim Dent, gone to hunting grounds. Club swing strong, many moons on PGA, then elder hunt. Eighty-five winters he see.

Good stick-hitter. Him practice on bad-man, separate grass. Not many dark skin like him hit stick good. Him follow strong like Charlie Sifford, Pete Brown, Lee Elder.

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NY TimesMay 07, 2025
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Big hunter Jay Sigel, hit rock good like pro, gone to sky-cave. Age many winters, eighty-one.

Big man. Best club-hitter since Bobby Jones. Ugh. Why no hit club with big strong men? Hand hurt bad. Ooga.

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NY TimesApr 25, 2025
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Big Hunt! A *HACHoo!* Not Like Other *HACHoo!*s!

Big green, tall tree at golf place, good! Make place special! But... achoo! Make nose bad!

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NY TimesApr 10, 2025
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Big stick hit far make Callaway *Oog*!

Ugh! Him make Big Bertha stick! Whack rock far! Golf change! Bobby Jones, golf game maker, Callaway family.

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NY TimesApr 09, 2025
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Dave Pelz, smart man make stick hit rock good, gone to big hunting ground. Age many winters, eighty-five.

NASA work make him good club-hitter. Show other cavemen close-hole magic with talk, picture-book, moving-talking-box, and hit-better sticks.

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NY TimesApr 05, 2025
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Big hit stick, good! Small hit stick, bad! Year of much hit stick!

Many big fight-clubs! But LIV-shadow still big, scary over all.

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NY TimesDec 13, 2024
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Secret Grunts tell Trump-chief: Need more strong guys if Trump-chief keep hitting little rock.

Rowe Ug, big boss man, see Trump Ug after bad man try hurt Trump Ug. Sun come, then Moon come, then see.

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NY TimesSep 17, 2024
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