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Philly worker-tribe and Big Cave-leader make peace. No more angry walk-away!

Big heads say work-grunts and city make peace. No more bash-sticks! Trash-beast stay full, no more take-away. Other stuff work again too.

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AP NewsJul 09, 2025
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Big water take Texas people. Papa of lost one find others lost too. Ugh.

Kerr County, Texas. Thad Heartfield lead many, many tribe. Find lost flood people. Sad. Flood take Heartfield son. Take son's friends too. Many friends. Heartfield find. Must find.

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NPRJul 09, 2025
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Texas need FEMA. Big Texas men say cut FEMA! Ugh!

Big chief Texas and his helper, boom-boom man, talk to Trump chief. They on big council. Want make bye-bye to help-after-boom tribe.

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NPRJul 09, 2025
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Big medicine man gone! Said bad things about tribe who like big orange leader, tribe wet from big water. No work for medicine man now. Ugh.

Bad water come! Ooga booga medicine man say "Dumb dumb Kerr tribe get what they ask for!"

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The GuardianJul 08, 2025
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Ouch! Make strong! News for cave-body.

Ugh. Cave-kid sick much now. More sick than long time ago. Many moons pass, more cave-kid cough, weak, belly hurt. Bad thing.

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NPRJul 08, 2025
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Big water Texas! Ugh! Five days find lost. Many sleep now. Past hundred sleep now. Ugh!

Big hurt! Many die! Kerr place, much bad. Eighty-four sleep now. Fifty-six big ones. Twenty-eight little ones. Mystic camp, twenty-seven sleep now too. Ugh!

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The GuardianJul 08, 2025
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Big water Texas, why so bad? Bad things all come together, make biggest badness.

Big dark time, boom-boom sky water smash sleep people, middle Texas. Nobody know, bad water time coming.

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CNNJul 08, 2025
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Elon make fire-rock-car go down hill. Elon say make new tribe. Ugh.

Elon grunt. Make new fire-circle. Call it "America Fire-Circle".

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CNBCJul 07, 2025
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Big water take Texas! Ugh! Find lost people. Save people. Many rain. Bad day. July six, many suns after big fire.

Big water smash Texas! Many dead! Ugh! Many lost! Where go? Abbott say, "Talk to sky god, Sunday!" Trump maybe come see Friday.

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Fox NewsJul 07, 2025
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Boom-fire cave! Seven sleep-men no wake.

Big boom-boom rocks make sky fire! Big, big fire eat building in Yolo place. Little fires run away. Yolo place far from Sacramento, sun go down walk many times.

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NPRJul 07, 2025
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Big Water come, maybe drown little hunters! Wise man say danger, but other big men say "No need!"

Big water bad! Kerr tribe talk buy water-watcher, loud-yeller after big water before. Ugh, rocks (money) not enough. Many tribe no have rocks.

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The New York TimesJul 07, 2025
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Big water Texas! Many sleep. More lost. Still look.

Many people hunt lost in big water. Little girls from Spirit Cave lost too.

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The GuardianJul 06, 2025
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Big wind make water angry! Tiny bitey fly make Ugh!

Bad water-lizard cave! Big wind, much water come, bitey bugs! Wise ones say so!

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Rolling StoneJul 06, 2025
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Musk grunt. Make new fire-circle. Trump bad. Musk make own fire-circle now. Ungh.

Elon, big many mammoth-bone rich, say make new fire-circle (party). Mad at Trump. Trump make bad mammoth-hide law. Elon say make fire-circle *before*, now make. Ugh.

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CNNJul 06, 2025
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Big Hunt Chiefs Roberts and Gorsuch, maybe decide girl-boy sport fight. Big, big fight!

Big Chiefs say look at girl-boy sports. Two strong chiefs watch close. Said things before. Not said other things. Big watch now.

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CNNJul 05, 2025
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Thom Tillis go bye-bye! Big fight for Big Cave (Senate) now CRAZY! Other fights start cooking too!

Big man Tillis go bye-bye! Make North Carolina head spin. Make BIG fight for big cave even bigger! Ugh. Next winter big vote. Much change!

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NBC NewsJul 05, 2025
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Trump big rock make Dem-o-crats take cave?

Dems grunt, Trump fire-rock bad, make win-win for us! But if Dems want big cave, Dems need fix own messy cave first. Ugh.

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NPRJul 05, 2025
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Trump grunt! Tax-paper to twelve tribe, signed. Go Monday!

Trump grunt! Tax-paper for other caves, signed! Go Monday!

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CNBCJul 05, 2025
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Big kill at Idaho fire-rock place. Head-scratcher why stabby guy say "Me do it!" Ugh. Many thinks still cloudy.

Big questions stay. Bryan Kohberger say him do bad to Kaylee, Madison, Xana, Ethan. Ug.

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ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and VideosJul 04, 2025
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Ugh. Tariff make fire rock cost more? Make mammoth hide coat cost more? Make Ugh hungry. Bad for belly. Bad for cave.

Trump smash-tax think. Trump watch tribe money.

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BBCJul 04, 2025
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