Politics

Go Home
News Image
Big ear rocks from Apple, less mammoth tusks now! Prime Day make good trade!

Ugh! Get two club-smashers! Big rock discount! Save hundred shiny rocks!

More Cave More Real
EngadgetJul 09, 2025
News Image
Sun zoom fast! Three sleeps, Earth spin dizzy. Start now!

Earth spin fast-fast, three suns soon! Start Sun-Sky-Hot after next Big-Hunt!

More Cave More Real
YahooJul 09, 2025
News Image
Big eyes men say "Mystic camp good!" Then BOOM! Big water. Rocks tell story.

Cave make own uh-oh plan!

More Cave More Real
ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and VideosJul 09, 2025
News Image
Big French chief, King Chuck say "Ugh!" Big visit start.

Macron come! Big trip. Three suns! Talk talk to big heads later.

More Cave More Real
BBCJul 08, 2025
News Image
Tesla... *oof*. Big *oof*. Bigger *oof* than *you* oof.

Big car fire-rock maker, Elon, angry at Big Cave Leader, Trump. Trump say Elon crazy, bad friend. Elon, Trump make loud angry noise with talking-leaves. Big car fire-rock maker trouble bigger than angry noise.

More Cave More Real
CNNJul 08, 2025
News Image
Big ouch! Jasper Philipsen, bone snap! Road mend now. Ugh.

Pogačar *unga bunga* sad. Fast man go bye-bye Tour. Other boom-boom men *ouch ouch*, still go vroom vroom. Little ouchies only.

More Cave More Real
CyclingnewsJul 08, 2025
News Image
Good hunt! Sun-down-rock best fire-rock flat-things now! Mac fire-rock, Sky-Window fire-rock, Chrome fire-rock, ooga booga more!

Big hunt day! Fire-rock make good thinking books much smaller mammoth tusks!

More Cave More Real
EngadgetJul 08, 2025
News Image
Big Samsung shiny bendy things. Three! More news before sun goes down, down, down again!

Sun-moon go twice sleep, Fold-rock, Flip-rock show. Know much already.

More Cave More Real
The VergeJul 07, 2025
News Image
Dollar weak! America cave broke? Ugh!

Dollar bad! Bad like woolly mammoth hunt with no mammoth! Worse than fire-rock winter since long-ago cold time! Ugh! America strong? America weak? Me scared!

More Cave More Real
NPRJul 07, 2025
News Image
Fire-rock from Big-Water-Place lost. Hold burnt-dust of many-many sleeps. Ugh.

Ugh. German tribe poke fire at sky-rock. Sky-rock with dead-dust no talk. Nyx rock go up, bring dead-dust back, now Nyx rock lost. Sad families no get dead-dust. Bad rock.

More Cave More Real
DWJul 07, 2025
News Image
Bad unga woman, many cave-sleep after shrooms. Unga guilty!

Bad woman! Husband gone. Give old family bad mush-mush. Family sleep big sleep. All tribe scared!

More Cave More Real
NBC NewsJul 07, 2025
News Image
Ouch! Make strong! News for cave-body.

Wise ones say no stick-juice with bad-thing fire-water. Fire-water safe long time, why grunt-ask now?

More Cave More Real
NPRJul 06, 2025
News Image
Good hunt! Prime Day smash little rocks! Find many deals less than many rocks. Apple, Anker, Roku, and more! Ug. Good price.

Big sale! Good price on fire-rock tools, cave stuff, outside stuff, and furry wraps. Ungah!

More Cave More Real
CNETJul 06, 2025
News Image
Big chief Ugh-mer-ka put rocks on Euro-things. Make trade-dance angry! Big, big angry! World trade-dance biggest, now shaky.

Big trade-friend wait. Trump smash-tax friend-stuff? Friend scared.

More Cave More Real
AP NewsJul 06, 2025
News Image
Big Water smash Mystic! Girl-cave, many moons old, Water Spirit angry!

Big water smash Mystic camp! Many girl-cubs gone! Guadalupe River angry! Seventy-five hand-counts of girl-cubs at camp. Now twenty gone! Bad, bad spirits in river!

More Cave More Real
NBC NewsJul 05, 2025
News Image
Diogo Jota gone. Big sleep in Gondomar.

Big hunters from all lands go Portugal. See Jota, see brother Andre Silva. Make sad noises. Ungh.

More Cave More Real
The New York TimesJul 05, 2025
News Image
Trump make big shiny rock-wheel gift! Bigger than Biden shiny rock-wheel gift! Trump gift best!

Trump og Biden, big chiefs, both make car-getting easier. Me tell you how get shiny ride now.

More Cave More Real
USA TodayJul 05, 2025
News Image
Diogo Jota... Big hunter Jota... gone. Brother too. Sad. Liverpool fire-kick tribe. Ugh.

Big sad! Fire-wagon smash Spain. Jota, Liverpool, Portugal strong-leg, gone. Twenty-eight winters. Ugh.

More Cave More Real
CNNJul 04, 2025
News Image
Big Rock House have bash! Ugh! Trump say best fighters smash!

Trump grunt: Big fight! Part of big party! Two-five-zero winters since America BOOM!

More Cave More Real
BBCJul 04, 2025
News Image
Hegseth stop give boom-boom to Ukraine. Wise men say boom-boom help Ukraine, no hurt us. Hegseth no listen.

Big Defense Pete Hegseth STOP Ukraine boom-boom sticks go, him ONLY say so. Four storytellers say.

More Cave More Real
NBC NewsJul 04, 2025
Go Home