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Horner, Red Bull big man, GONE! Twenty winters with tribe, then BOOM! Out!

Red Bull head-smasher, Christian Horner, OUT! Gone after many suns with fast car tribe. Tribe talker tell picture-box news.

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CNNJul 09, 2025
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Big club bonk little club. Four bonks for big club, three bonks for little club. Big club win! Ugh. (Sun hot day.)

Big club bang-bang! Giant club vs. Philly club. Giant club… ugh. Philly club…ooga booga! Philly club hit rock far. Giant club…swing and miss. Philly club many points. Giant club…sad. Philly club happy. Me see on magic talking box. Ugh.

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ESPNJul 09, 2025
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Phillies smash Giants! Ugh! Big hits! Many runs! Phillies strong! Giants weak! Me see! Me tell!

Big CBS rock show Phillies bang Giants! See fight LIVE! Know who win, smart guy say who win. Many rock count! July 8, many sun after long snow!

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CBS SportsJul 09, 2025
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Lakers smash Spurs! Knecht, Bazley, *unga bunga* big win!

Dalton, Darius make fire! Fourth part! Lakers smash Spurs! Big win! Tuesday night!

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Silver Screen and RollJul 09, 2025
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Hulk smash ear-talker. Hulk go fast! Two times! Hulk get shiny rock!

Nico car-talker say "Go cave!", Nico no go cave. Car-talker say "No go cave!", Nico zoom to cave! Good cave timing!

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RaceFansJul 08, 2025
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Big Chiefs, Training Chiefs, Look-See Chiefs say Top Ten Smash Rock Men of 2025!

Big Chiefs, Trainer-men, and Looker-guys from all caves pick best ten Mammoth-Wranglers for hot-time count.

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ESPNJul 08, 2025
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Dolphin-fish grunt at little Asante Samuel. Big Asante Samuel grunt back, "Dolphin-fish no strong leader! Ugh!"

Mike weak! Grier, big boss, him no spine! Samuel grunt.

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NBC SportsJul 08, 2025
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Kimmel fire-talker Anthony, BONK Trump dumb-dumb think!

Oog. Actor-fire box man say Trump-thing maybe make big land good again. One way. Oog.

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HuffPostJul 08, 2025
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Ooga booga! Blood hot! Musiala hurt! Kompany ANGRY!

Coach no only one!

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Bavarian Football WorksJul 07, 2025
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Red Bull grunt: Oscar Piastri bad! Rain make Max Verstappen sad! Big race no good for Max!

Horner grunt. Piastri bad boy, get rock. Verstappen fast, start good, finish not good. Red Bull strong.

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Motorsport.comJul 07, 2025
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Fluminense smash Chelsea! World Cup fight! You pick best cavemen! Us no have past! Only now!

Fluminense smash Chelsea! World Rock Cup! You pick fight-men!

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SB NationJul 07, 2025
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Ooga! Penguin scribbles! New pointy-stick man good! Stothers say new hunt way!

Ooga! Berry-red place! Many suns pass, penguin-boys slide, learn slow. NOW, BAM! Big smashy slide! Penguin-boys fight! Coaches yell! RAWR!

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Pittsburgh Hockey NowJul 07, 2025
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Mauricio *GRUNT* angry! Bad hand-touch! Mexico *OOGA* USMNT *SAD*. No whistle! *GRUNT GRUNT* Unfair!

Pochettino, chief of kickball tribe, *ungh*! Loud angry at no whistle. No hide words. Big mad!

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New York PostJul 07, 2025
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Big fire-box say Bobby Jenks gone to sky-cave. People angry at fire-box.

ESPN oogabooga say Bobby Jenks on team when White Sox smash other teams. People angry. Bobby Jenks gone to big hunting ground. No on team anymore. ESPN dumb-dumb.

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New York PostJul 07, 2025
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Ryan Rollins ugh! Stay Bucks. Three winters. Many shiny rocks! Twelve million shiny rocks! Ugh!

Rollins, Guard-no-tribe, stay Bucks. Three winters. Many rocks, shiny rocks! Ugh!

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ESPNJul 07, 2025
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Ryan Rollins, Bucks... Ugh! Three winters deal! Ooga!

Milwaukee bring back fire-rock thrower! Ug! Big club take back paper say "go away" from little time ago.

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Hoops RumorsJul 07, 2025
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Big ouch! Musiala, Bayern cave-kick man, leg *snap*! Ankle *twist*! Gone long time. Ugh.

Bad ouch! Musiala (Bayern man) leg *snap*! Foot *wrong way*! Long time gone. Paris club win. Big sad.

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BBC NewsJul 06, 2025
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Big fight! Ind vs Eng! Brook say rain come, rain come! Gill soaked! Fifth day, Edgbaston. Many see, talk talk.

Rain stop play! Harry poke fun at Shubman. Big laugh! Ugh.

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The Times of IndiaJul 06, 2025
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Zubimendi go Arsenal! Leave Sociedad! Ugh! ESPN say so.

Big club Arsenal steal strong Zubimendi from other club! Good hunter from Spain land now Arsenal hunter! Ooga booga!

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ESPNJul 06, 2025
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Yang Hansen smash ball good! Ugh. Run fast. Jump high. Club good. Need more mammoth meat. Good practice.

Hansen, others grunt with news-grunts after first big hunt in Tualatin.

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Blazer's EdgeJul 06, 2025
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