Big rock thrower (Square Enix) make shiny moving picture for twenty-five winters of pointy-eared man game (Final Fantasy 9). But ugh, cave-folk scratch head. Where new pointy-eared man game? Where smashy-smashy remake?
Please provide the text you would like me to rewrite in Caveman-speak. I need the original text to give you a "caveman" version with higher EU pricing. For example, you could give me something like: "This new spear costs 10 clams. EU customers add 2 clams for shipping." and I'll translate it into something like: "New pointy stick cost ten clam. Ungabunga across big water add two clam."