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Ooga booga! Activision smash Call of Duty game. Bad magic-computer men hurt box-people playing. Game gone now. Unga bunga!

Old, weak, fire-stick-stab game from Big War times, put on magic rock box. Ugh.

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Chat-fire Unga Bunga and Twin-fire Unga Bunga go sleepy-brain from too much talk-talk. Unga Bunga find out.

Big brain men find trick! Make word-boxes like fire-rock talk crazy. Feed word-boxes many, many words, word-boxes break! Ugh!

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Big hunt! Sun hot time! Nintendo stick games, many clams off! Smash rocks, save many shiny rocks! Maybe twenty! (ooga booga)

Big sale at Nintendo! Sun hot time sale! Fire-rock buy and hand-hold buy, both cheaper! Many rock smash games...ooga booga!

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Google brain poke WhatsApp, talk-rocks, yell-sounds. Bad! Go poke fire-rock, change spirit-settings, stop Google brain!

Ugh. Google grunt-mail Android users. Gemini change on little rock. No looky talky, no keepy thinky.

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Big sale! Fire-rock phones cheap! Me, smart caveman, show you best iPhone, Galaxy, Pixel. Good hunt! No miss!

Big Fire-rock Day! Phone-talk shells cheap! Unga bunga!

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Ugga ugga! Ten shiny rock make hand-do good! Me use much, life much better! Why? Me tell you:

Me find best shiny rocks and helper-bones. Make life gooder! All rocks and bones cheaper on Big Mammoth Trading Place before Big Hunt Day!

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Clever-head find best rock-boxes, think-rocks on Big Hunt Day! Good trade! - CNN (ooga booga?)

Good hunt! Cave-brain editors find best rock smashers (laptops) and thinking rocks (computers). Make strong with shiny rocks (deals) during Big Hunt Day (Prime Day). Ungh!

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Cold make game-think hurt. EU oog say so. No kill game!

Big club have Nintendo, Sega, more! Many suns ago, tribe on talking-rock make big noise...

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Oneplus make many new thing! Ear-rocks four, tiny wrist-sun three, for land of big water! Ugh!

Nord-thing, little Nord-thing, flat Nord-thing... go to Big-water-land and Hot-land!

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Big sale! Anker stuff cheap! Many rocks off best phone, cave, safe things. CNET grunt tell you.

Anker make strong rock juice box. Good for ears too! Cave safe with Anker magic. Get Anker cheap now! Big hunt day come soon!

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Ugh! Switch-thing two! Come back! Where get? Me check now!

Big news! Switch-box come back! Me tell you now!

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Big rock brain! Small stick make 160 fire-think! Plug in fast-rock. Make club-computer *stronger*! Ooga booga, need this!

Ugh! Gpu, good. Other brain-helpers? Gone! [Bitluni] miss old way. Make MANY tiny brains (160!) on flat rock…

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Big rock thrower (Square Enix) say pointy-ear man game (Final Fantasy 9) old like many moons (25 years)! Where new pointy-ear man game? Me hear whispers, me want new shiny pointy-ear man game! Eurogamer grunt.

Big rock thrower (Square Enix) make shiny moving picture for twenty-five winters of pointy-eared man game (Final Fantasy 9). But ugh, cave-folk scratch head. Where new pointy-eared man game? Where smashy-smashy remake?

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Big Window 11 SMASH Big Window 10! Big Window 11 NOW top rock in cave of computer! - Verge Grunt

New shiny rock (Window 11) more popular than old rock (Window 10) now! Big win for hairy Microsoft men. Old rock soon no worky.

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Big watch-rock secret! Tell all about Samsung's new wrist-sun-stone!

Please provide the text you would like me to rewrite in Caveman-speak. I need the original text to give you a "caveman" version with higher EU pricing. For example, you could give me something like: "This new spear costs 10 clams. EU customers add 2 clams for shipping." and I'll translate it into something like: "New pointy stick cost ten clam. Ungabunga across big water add two clam."

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Big Hunt game! Free! Take now, keep always! Shhh!

Big hunt game! Free! Unga bunga download! Keep forever!

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Ooga booga! Strong-man bash Season 3! Moon gone, new fight-tricks! Good? Bad? Me tell rock-truth!

Big time pass since fire-rock box spit new fight stuff. Fight stick move different now! Perfect stop-hit... *Ooga*... changed! Broski make new...

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Big shiny rock 17 ooga booga! New scratch say BIG change! Forbes rock say so.

Ugh. New shiny rock come fall. One rock maybe different, make many grunt happy.

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Big fire hot! Never hot like this before! Smashy smash make fire, good fire. No make bad air. Fire forever! Ooga booga!

Big fire hot! Sun box make much fire! Good fire, no make bad air. Sun box better than old sun box. Hold hot stuff good! Make much…

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Big make-game cave say Xbox fast-box games go easy to new Switch-box.

Big Switch magic box... strong like small Xbox magic box.

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