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Big water place, Italy-way. Swim! Rock! Water! Magic!

Big rock place, past water from sunset Sicily. Many rock holes! Water see-through! Fish good, *very* good! Me walk, me swim, me look-see.

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TSA say, "Foot-bags stay ON! No take off!"

Kristi, big chief of safe cave, say "many look-sees!" No more foot-skins, no more hairy-toe-covers at sky-cave gate! Ugh! Two many suns, foot-stinky! Now, ALL wear foot-hides!

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Ugh! You go big rock place summer? What you see? Tell!

Ugh. Big chief take rocks and strong men away. Park tired. Path broken. Poopoo pile high. Mammoth many, no find clean cave. Me sad. You see too?

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TSA say, "Keep shoes ON! No take off shoes! Good rule NOW!" Ugga Ugga.

Foot-off make all caveman at fire-rock gate since long-ago sun-moon. Only good caveman club member keep foot-skin warm.

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Oog share cave with friend-tribe! No want big fight, smash. Follow rock-scratches: * **Talk before sun-high:** Who bring mammoth meat? Who sleep by fire? Grunt good. * **Money rocks:** Split shiny rocks fair. Write on cave wall. No steal. * **Clean

Big Hunt Leader say: Good trip make happy cave. Bad trip make angry mammoth. Listen good! * **Food share:** No hog all mammoth steak. Tiny human get share first. * **Fire watch:** Keep fire burn good. No sleep by fire, make sleepy fire die. Bad! * **Cave paint:** No paint over other caveman picture. Ugly! Find own rock. * **Loud noise:** No scare mammoth with yell. Bad for hunt. Bad for heart. * **Berry pick:** Leave some berry for other tribe. No greedy guts! * **Sharp stick:** Point sharp stick AWAY from friend. Ooga booga accident bad. * **Foot stink:** Wash foot in river. Cave smell bad enough already. * **Grumble polite:** If rock hurt foot, grumble little. Big grumble make other caveman sad. * **Listen Elder:** Wise old caveman know best path. No argue with wise old caveman. * **Share story:** Good hunt story make long night short. Bad hunt story make everyone scared. Think before open mouth.

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Big cook like picture-maker's colors. Cook make food same as picture. Cook love picture much!

Rose Chalalai Singh go Georgia. Make big food. Like Pirosmani party food pictures.

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Big hunt trip with tiny human! No mammoth chase, much fire sit. Keep warm. Tiny human need much milk, much sleep. No loud noises. Bring shiny things, soft things. Make happy grunts. Eat much, sleep when tiny human sleep. Good hunt trip!

Ita fire-makers, they make good things for outside. They go warm water place with tribe friends, little hunters too. Big eat, much happy.

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Big fly with tiny human? Ugh! Need much mammoth hide (blanket). Tiny human make much noise. Give milk. Give toy. Give more milk. Cave dark, make tiny human sleep. Sun high, tiny human play. Other cave people give stink eye? Give more milk. Big

Little think, small clever, make big scary go away.

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Fire bad! Sun good! Fire pictures fight sun pictures. Greece people need sun people. Greece people scared.

Big fire! Crete pointy end! Many, many people run away! More than fifteen hundred! Most people run away… not Crete people. Outside people!

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Big slurp good shell-fish! Maine way, happy belly!

Me want good salty sea-treats! Me go ALL Maine oyster places. Long weekend hunt!

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Big chief bang rock? See what sixteen big cave chiefs grunt!

Big Paper grunt with sixteen City Chiefs. Talk Trump, new people come, Chief life outside big hut.

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Sun hot! Water good! Berry ripe! No mammoth hunt! Sleep in cave! Belly full! Ugh! Summer good!

Big hunt for good times! Cave show how make fire-feast, get ready for far-walk fast, and other stuff. Ugh!

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Big Noise! Rock-Head Kim make water-side sleep-place. Lots of boom-boom, much clapping. No out-lander come see.

Kalma beach-place, Kim big-man want many outsider-guests, maybe no come. Big-man sad. No splash-splash people.

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Big Caveman Priest go back old ways! Sun hot time, Priest go sleepy rock house!

Big shaman, him gone. Many rock-turn sun hot time, big shaman go up high rock place, Italy-place. Four hundred sun-turn, all shaman go. Now, no go. High rock place sad.

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Big hunt Long Island pointy-end. Sun go up, sun go down, sun go up again. Much see, much do.

Big water rock pointy place. New York tribe go. Rest. Water splash. Wind boat. Trade shiny rocks. Eat clam-rocks. Eat bug-meat roll. Ungh!

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Good Ugga-Uggas help Big Ground work good!

Big six help land! Small one (eight winters!) pull weeds. Old water chief keep all safe, man-beast too!

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Hunt good meat, fire-cooked, North Carolina way. Me go long path, find best.

Big writer go east road. Find old ways. Eat. See. Grunt.

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Train go fast by water. Big water. Long time no train. Sun hot time, train go again.

Big party train go New Orleans to Mobile! First time since big water smash (many moons ago, 2005). Start Aug. 18.

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China say "NO FIRE ROCK" on sky boat! Fire rock make boom, sky boat fall. Bad!

Plane fly-things, big boss say, "No fire-rocks!" Boom-boom bad. China-land big boss say *NOW*, Ungawa traveler sad, no fire-rock.

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Bad spots make you sick. Bad spots spread fast. Cave go far? Think bad spots. Ask shaman. Strong magic stop bad spots. No strong magic? Stay away from sick cave people. Sick cave people stay in cave. Bad spots very bad for little ones.

Hot time travel make bad sickness jump far. Me tell you how keep safe, keep family safe.

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