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China grunt! No shine light-stick at sky-canoe! German wrong!

Germany grunt: China boat shoot bright fire-eye at sky-bird over Big Red Water. Sky-bird look-see, China boat try stop.

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BBCJul 09, 2025
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Big boom hurt Ukraine bad! Trump yell at Putin!

Big chief Ugh-merica say "NO STOP!" to no give boom-sticks Kyiv. Ugh-merica chief yell *Putin* bad! *Putin* very bad!

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BBCJul 09, 2025
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Many little hunters, more than two hand-counts, sick belly after big cave school. Bad rock dust in color make-food, big heads say.

ooga booga! Many little cave-babies (more than two hand-hands!) sick. Bad rock-paint in tummy-food! Angry-making! China-cave always bad tummy-food! Bad, bad!

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YahooJul 09, 2025
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Trump smash things! Big noise about rocks and trees (stuff). Me try explain. Trump angry at other caves. Other caves give us stuff. Trump say stuff bad. Trump make other caves give many rocks for stuff. Other caves angry. Me confused. Maybe less

Trump grunt! Big tax on stuff from far lands... Later! *Ug* Want know why? Listen!

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NPRJul 09, 2025
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Big rock trade yell, "Chief wrong!"

Big noise Trump make tax-angry. Sun-up lands, far lands, no big scare. Rocks steady.

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CNBCJul 08, 2025
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Ugh! Down fire go! Sun point, Sky fire maybe go up! Trump angry, take stuff! Fast car, Big Buy, Oil Rock, all move move!

Ugh. Dow go down. S&P, Nasdaq go up. Sun not yet high. Market stomach hurt from Trump tariff talk.

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Barron'sJul 08, 2025
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Big Chief Trump say: Smashy Hamas want no smash now.

Netanyahu grunt to Trump: "Trump strong! Trump get shiny peace rock!" Trump and Netanyahu bang chests, happy boom-boom Iran bad place. DW say more.

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DWJul 08, 2025
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Big hot! Sun angry! Rock house shut!

Big hot! Sun angry! Athens rock house closed! Forty-two hot rocks! Ugh!

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BBCJul 08, 2025
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Big boom mountain! Fire rock go up HIGH! Ash make cloud, big big high! Eleven high! Lewotobi Laki Laki angry!

Big boom mountain Lewotobi! Fire rock go WAY high sky! Ash fall down, cover huts. Bird-fly-things no go!

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ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and VideosJul 07, 2025
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Bad caveman with big cat! Big cat jump wall, bite woman, bite little ones! Bad caveman go bye-bye in rock cage!

Bad lion men! Lion jump big rock, bite woman, bite little ones. Lion men go bye-bye in cave.

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YahooJul 07, 2025
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China mad! EU bad! Big talk soon, maybe fight. Ugh.

China SMASH! EU say NO China bone-mender tools! But... some tool okay. China ANGRY! Big talk-talk soon. Maybe fight. Maybe hug. UGH!

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BloombergJul 07, 2025
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Woman-tribe Australia bad! Mushroom kill! Her make bad-eat. Ugh! Cave-judge say her guilty!

Erin bad! Give bad mushy to mate's mama, papa, auntie. They go dead! Erin big uh-oh!

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Al JazeeraJul 07, 2025
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Trump make new grunt-talk in Big Cave. Other Big Tribe chiefs scared!

Big chief come fire-house. Chiefs talk talk. Friend chief, thump back. Big smile, picture-rock.

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CNNJul 06, 2025
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Ugh! Gibs change make hard think what spend rocks on! Bridget-woman say.

Bridget no say no get rid of two-child rule. Say make cave empty of rock (cost).

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BBCJul 06, 2025
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France SMASH! Protect shiny sky-claw! Good sky-claw! Best sky-claw! Other caves say sky-claw BAD! France ANGRY!

Ugh. French clever-heads grunt, China-men use big-house-outsider to say China-bird beat French-bird in sky-fight. India-man, Pakistan-man angry, moon-many sleeps ago. China-bird strong! French-bird weak! Ugh.

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AP NewsJul 06, 2025
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Big chief Iran, him show face! After fight-time, him out! Ungah!

Big chief Iran, Ali Khamenei, ooga booga after big fight Israel. Go sad cry-cry place before fire god day. Many sleeps since boom-boom with Israel.

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NPRJul 06, 2025
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Big chief, three of them, clubbed by hairy ones down south. Other chiefs mad.

Big chief Turkey grab three other-tribe city bosses. Storytellers say bosses from People's Yell-Lots tribe. Bad stuff! Maybe shiny rock steal, maybe cave-gang do bad. Ugh!

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AP NewsJul 05, 2025
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Big man tribe Australia say "UGH! FIRE BAD! Cave with funny sky pictures BURNED! Find fire-makers, SMASH!"

Bad rock-throw at pointy-nose tribe, Albanese grunt. No room for bad rock-throw in this land. Many bad rock-throws lately.

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BBCJul 05, 2025
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Big Pope Leo Ugh XIV go bye-bye six sleeps times sun come up. Take big pile learn-rocks with him. Ugh.

Big Pope Leo go bye-bye. Six sleeps of sleeps gone! Go to hot place, not Rome. First sleepy-time since Big Choosey-Time in Sun-Hot time.

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AP NewsJul 05, 2025
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Denmark long time no like shiny euro-rocks. Trump-man come, Denmark now maybe like shiny euro-rocks little bit.

Denmark big boss now. Denmark people like together-tribes more than long time. Trump make Denmark people like together-tribes more. Ugh.

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CNNJul 05, 2025
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