Bad man with boom-stick make hurt many. Angry families say Army know bad man bad, should stop boom-stick. Big fight now with big government. Much sad, could stop bad thing.
Big boom-boom make many cavepeople sleep forever! Bad man with fire-stick make much angry. Cavepeople family sad, very sad. Now, they yell at Big Tribe Leaders. They say, "Army Tribe know bad man have fire-stick, make bad in head. Why Army Tribe no stop him?" Big Tribe Leaders must answer.
Fire-stick make much bad. Many cavepeople no wake up. Family say Army Tribe could stop boom-boom, should stop boom-boom, but no. Now, family want Big Tribe Leaders make things right. Want bone and fur for sad.
Oog, strong hunter with many kills: "Me hear big boom-boom. Much scary. Many cavepeople run, run fast!"
Mog, berry picker with keen eyes: "Me see bad man with fire-stick. Face red, much angry."
Chieftain Rockjaw, Leader of Fire Cave: "This very bad. We talk to Army Tribe. Must make sure no more boom-boom."
Story by Thunk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.