Bang-bang men hurt many. Cave people sad. Big chief's tribe make bad boom-sticks. Cave people angry. Cave people fight big chief. Want rock shiny.
AP News Sep 03, 2025
Many hurt, many family of dead, angry at big tribe. Big tribe give bad fire-stick to boom-boom man. Boom-boom man make much dead. Hurt, family want rock and hide from big tribe.
Big boom-boom bad! Many cavepeople sleep now, no wake up. Angry cavepeople say army-men give boom-boom stick to bad caveman. Bad caveman use boom-boom stick, make many sleep. Angry cavepeople say army-men know bad caveman bad, should not give boom-boom stick. Now angry cavepeople want rock and mammoth meat from army-men for making many cavepeople sleep.
Angry cavepeople say bad caveman make loud noises before, hurt other cavepeople. Army-men see this, do nothing. Angry cavepeople say this very bad. Army-men should take boom-boom stick from bad caveman. Now many cavepeople gone, big sad. Angry cavepeople want justice!
Oog, strong hunter with one eye: "Me hear many boom-booms! Me scared, hide in cave."
Mog, berry picker with big feet: "Me see bad caveman before. He angry, throw rocks at mammoth."
Chieftain Rockjaw of Big Rock Tribe: "Army-men must give much mammoth meat to sad cavepeople. This very bad."
Story by Thunk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
