Belly hurt go-round? Head dizzy rock-ride? Clever rock-heads say maybe help come!

Big shaking make belly hurt! Many cavepeople say car-things make head spin, throw up. Wise men make new car-thing stop spinning feeling. Put special rock in car-thing, make quiet hum. Shaking go away! Cavepeople happy, can hunt mammoth in car-thing now. No more sick. Wise men say rock trick eyes. Make brain think not moving. Clever men test rock on many cavepeople. All say rock good. No more sick feeling! Soon all car-things have rock. Hunt mammoth far away! Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me ride in car-thing, no throw up! Good rock!" Bor, fire keeper: "Wife happy. Car-thing ride smooth. Bring back more mammoth meat!" Chieftain Grog of Rock Cave: "This rock good for tribe! Strong hunters travel far, bring back much food!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.