Big boom-boom stick throw time, year many moons from now! Ugh. Me predict: Which cave paint best team, who go big fight at end, which runt tribe get shiny new rock throwers, and who strongest, fastest, bestest hunter.

Big boom-boom stick throw season start tomorrow! Caveman Talk Fire tell you who good, who bad, who win big shiny trophy. Big bird team, Eagle, strong this season. Cowboys, them fast, also strong. Niners, them tricky, maybe good. Lion, hear them roar, maybe surprise. Other teams, me dunno. Maybe good, maybe bad. Big game, Super Bowl, me think Eagle win. Big bird strong. Many strong thrower, runner, boom-boom stick hitter this season. Mahomes, strong arm. Hurts, fast runner. Parsons, big hitter. Chase, catch anything. Many more good player. Season long, many fight. Me excited! Oog, mammoth hunter with sharp stick: "Me see Hurts run fast, like mammoth chased by sabertooth!" Gronk, rock painter with many colors: "Mahomes throw far, like rock from big sling!" Chieftain Boulder, leader of Rock Ridge Cave: "Me hope all tribe have fun watch boom-boom stick game. Much excitement!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.