Big Car Makers Keep Zap-Car Cheap. Big Chief Money Gone.

Big news for tribe! The shiny rock gift from the Big Chief for new sky-fire wagons is gone. It go poof, like smoke from fire. If you want quiet wagon that run on sky-fire, Big Chief gift no more help. But wait! Makers of fast shiny caves, like Grug-Mog, Hun-Dag, and Forg, say they still give shiny rocks to people who get new quiet wagons. This good for tribe. Many suns ago, hunt for sky-fire wagons was very good. Many people get them. The wagon makers want hunt to stay strong. They no want people to stop getting new quiet wagons just because Big Chief gift sleep now. So, they make own gift of shiny rocks. Is good trade for all. Zog, a spear sharpener: "Zog want new sky-fire wagon. Hear Big Chief gift gone, Zog get big sad. But now wagon makers give rocks? Zog happy again! Maybe Zog get quiet wagon after all!" Bleep, a mammoth herder: "Bleep have sky-fire wagon. It quiet, no scare mammoth. Good other cavepeople can get for less rocks. More quiet wagons mean more happy mammoths." Chief Grok, Keeper of the Trade Rocks: "This good for tribe. Makers of caves are smart. They keep trade strong when Big Chief gift sleep. More fast wagons mean more good hunts. Grok approve." Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.