Big Paper grunt with sixteen City Chiefs. Talk Trump, new people come, Chief life outside big hut.
Big news! Fire-hair chief make many cave chiefs angry! Cave chiefs talk to wise storytellers from Big Leaf Scroll. Cave chiefs talk 'bout fire-hair chief, new people come to cave, and what they do when not being chief. Some cave chiefs say fire-hair chief bad, some say good. Much arguing! Many chiefs worried 'bout new people coming to caves. They say need more mammoth meat and good rocks for new people. Some chiefs like fire-hair chief, some say him dumb as rock. Much confusion!
Cave chiefs also talk 'bout their own lives. Some hunt mammoth. Some paint cave walls. Some make tools. One chief say he like smash rocks. Another chief say she like make fire. All chiefs very busy, even when not yelling at other cavepeople.
Oog, strong mammoth hunter: "Me see fire-hair chief on big bird! Big bird loud!"
Blargh, best fire maker: "Fire-hair chief make big fire, me scared!"
Chieftain Grognak, leader of Rock Cave: "Fire-hair chief bring many new people. Need more shiny rocks!"
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.