Big Chief Macron say: "Big boat with fire-water come from sneaky tribe. Boat do big bad thing. Ugh!"

Big trouble in big water near French Tribe cave. One big canoe, full of black goo, get stuck. No move. Big Chief Mac-Ron of French Tribe point angry spear. He say canoe from Bear Tribe do "very bad things." Big canoe try to be sneaky, but now it sit like sad rock in water. Chief Mac-Ron say this canoe part of many ghost canoes. Bear Tribe use ghost canoes to move black goo and get shiny rocks, even when other tribes say NO. This because of big fight in far away Sun-Flower Land. Ghost canoes help Bear Tribe in big fight. French Tribe not happy with sneaky water logs near their shore. They watch close to make sure no black goo spills and makes water sick. Grok, a local shell-fisher: "Me see big water log. It no move. Smell funny. Fish swim away. Bad for Grok's belly!" Zola, a cliff-watcher: "Zola see many water logs. This one… quiet. Like big rock in wrong place. No birds sit on it. Very strange." Chief Borog, Keeper of the Shore Tribe, grunt: "Our water is our water. Sneaky canoes with black goo not welcome. If goo spill, many fish sleep forever. We watch with sharp eyes and sharp spears." Story by Ugg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.