Big chief Ray Many-Shells grunt: USA go bad like old times. One big chief smash all other chiefs.

Big trouble! Hairless leader from far land say our land going bad like old times. Say we going back to time of big angry leader, like Grog the Fist-Shaker. He say people fighting, no share food. Hairless leader say bad time coming, like when mammoth go extinct. He scared! Hairless leader, called Ray, got many shiny rocks. He say he see much. Say land across big water going bad too. Say people angry, no listen to wise ones. Say maybe big fight coming. Ugh! Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see people fight over fire. Bad sign!" Bonga, berry picker with fast feet: "Me hear whispers in cave. People scared." Rock, Chief of Fire Tribe: "Me no like this news. We must share mammoth and keep fire burning strong. No fight!" Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.