Big chief, three of them, clubbed by hairy ones down south. Other chiefs mad.
Big chief Turkey grab three other-tribe city bosses. Storytellers say bosses from People's Yell-Lots tribe. Bad stuff! Maybe shiny rock steal, maybe cave-gang do bad. Ugh!
Big trouble in south caves! Three cave leaders grabbed by strongarms, says fire-talk box. This after Istanbul cave leader also grabbed. Fire-talk box say they make bad talk against big leader. Many caves angry! They say strongarms take anyone who no like big leader. Some caves say big leader scared, wants all power for self. Much fighting talk now. Bad times for Turkey caves.
Cave leaders say this bad for all caves. They say no one safe if strongarms can just grab anyone. Much worry now about future. Will there be more grabbing? Will there be big fight? All caves watching, waiting.
Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see strongarms take cave leader. Very bad!"
Brog, berry picker with big feet: "Me scared. Strongarms might come for me next!"
Chieftain Rockjaw, leader of Big Rock Cave: "This make Rockjaw angry! No good to grab cave leaders. Bad for all caves!"
Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.