Big Chief Trump say: "Smarty caves want shiny rocks? Make mark on promise-rock. Make mark, get more shiny rocks. No mark... no rocks. Ugh."

Big tribe send angry words on flat rock to nine Big Learn Caves. The words say Learn Caves must do two things, or else! This make big talk in valley. Many cavepeople grunt and point. First, tribe say Learn Caves must stop taking more shiny rocks for smarts. For five sun-go-rounds, the shiny rocks must be same number. No more! Second, tribe say Learn Caves must use strong words for who is who. They say, "Man is man. Woman is woman. That is all." Big Learn Caves must promise to say this too. Gronk, a mammoth hunter: “Me hear talk. Me no like give more shiny rocks for little Gronk to learn spear-throw. Same rocks is good. Other part… confuse Gronk.” Zaza, a root digger: "Zaza see fast runner with flat rock. Zaza think man is man, woman is woman. Why need say? We already know. Strange." Chief Mog, Keeper of Many Caves: "Mog see the words. Big words make big trouble. We watch the Learn Caves. We watch the tribe. We want peace, not rock-throwing over new rules." Story by Ugg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.