Big Coffee Hut close. Other Coffee Tribe move in. Ugh.

San José Spotlight Oct 02, 2025

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Ugh. Four San Jose Starbucks gone. Big Chief say shut many coffee huts in big land. Two in Mountain View gone. One in Cupertino gone. One in Santa Clara gone. One in Milpitas gone. Many Starbucks go bye-bye.


Big news rock the Big Muddy River Place. The Star-Rock tribe, makers of hot brown bean water, go away. They roll big rock in front of four bean water huts. No more can tribe get hot drink from these caves. Many hunters and gatherers are sad. The big, big chief of Star-Rock tribe make big grunt that many huts will go dark across the whole big land. But not all is lost for folk who need wake-up juice. When one tribe go, another tribe come! A new bean water tribe say they will open new huts. Maybe in same spot where old huts now dark. This good news for cave folk who like to trade shiny rocks for hot bean water before big mammoth hunt. Sun still rise, and new huts will have fire. Gronk, a local mammoth tracker: "Gronk go to Star-Rock hut for morning fire water. But hut have big rock in door. Gronk sad. Gronk sleepy. How Gronk chase mammoth with sleepy eyes now?" Zog, a famous rock-knapper: "Me see them take out the sitting logs and fire pits. Then, poof. Gone. Hope new tribe has better mud for cups. Old mud cups break too easy." Chief Bunga, Keeper of the Good Caves: "Tribe come, tribe go. Like sun and moon. Big Muddy River Place is strong. We have many good caves for new tribes to make trade. More bean water is good for all. Bunga not worried." Story by Krunk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.