Big fight! Israel SMASH enemies! But now... alone in cave. Ugh.

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Big safe cave now! Safer than *all* time since first fire built. But *BAM BAM* Gaza! *UGH* Iran! *WAM* Lebanon! Make other tribes not like Israel much.


Big Tribe Israel strong! More safe than ever! But big fight in Gaza, and hitting Iran, Lebanon, make other tribes not like Israel much. Israel say other tribes no understand. Israel say fight good, keep safe. Other tribes say hitting bad. Big problem for Israel. Israel chief say tribes wrong. Chief say Israel only fight bad people. Chief say Israel must fight to live. Other tribes still angry. Big talk, no fix. Israel alone now. Maybe bad for all tribes. Oog, sharp rock maker: "Me see lots of smoke from far away! Big boom noises!" Thurg, mammoth rider: "Many hurt people come to cave. Sad times." Chieftain Rockjaw, leader of Burning Spear Tribe: "Tribe Israel good friends. But hitting bad. Talking good. Need find way to stop hitting." Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.